Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/big-girls-you-are-beautiful.html
Overheard by: joe joe.
Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/big-girls-you-are-beautiful.html
Overheard by: joe joe.
Girl: Why would you ever kick a squirrel?
Guy: I wanted to see if I could do it.
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/10/they-have-feelings-too-you-know-girl.html
Overheard by: alyssa
Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!
Richmond, Virginia
Dude: Man, I’ve dated two chicks with fake boobs. I mean, what’s up with that?
GW party
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/why-would-i-be-leg-man-i-dont-need-legs.html
Angry guy, loudly: My sister is not a fetish model!
Greenport Harbor Brewery
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Ladle
Girl: I wonder why there are so many Japanese restaurants around here?
Guy: Probably because there are a lot of Mexican people living in this town.
Very Little Town
North Carolina
Girl to ex-boyfriend: You're dating someone already?
Guy: Yeah, we're not together anymore. I can date whoever I want!
Girl: So…do you think you'll stay with her for a long time?
Guy: Well, do you plan on breaking up with someone when you start dating them?
Orlando, Florida
Guy: Stop accessorizing the tent! You're such a girl!
Old Cedar Campgrounds
Monroeville, New Jersey
