Their Births Were Heralded by a New Star

Guy #1: What are you going to get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Guy #2: I got her this sweater she wanted. But I'm also going to get her a dildo in case she doesn't like the sweater. That way she can go fuck herself.

Roosevelt Field Mall
Long Island, New York

Posted on July 25, 2026
Clothes, Default, Gifts, Guys, Malls, Masturbation, New York, Questions

I Like Those Odds

Loud guy on cell: So that's like, what, a 90% ratio of girls who have gotten pregnant right after I dated them? (bursts out laughing)
Girl to friend: Wow, I want him as my next boyfriend!

LSU
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: the things you hear when you go to class early….

Posted on July 25, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Guys, Louisiana, Pregnancy, Relationships, Wishes

Then We Had a Good Laugh and Made Sweet, Passionate Love

Hungover guy: Man, I got so fucked up last night. The last thing I remember was walking into the bathroom. And then this morning I woke up to the sound of someone yelling “Who the fuck are you?” So, naturally, I responded with, “Well, who the fuck are you!?” and then I looked around and said, “Wait… yeah, I might be in the wrong place.” And the guy goes, “Wait, no, I think I might be in the wrong place.”

www.overheardinathens.com

Posted on July 23, 2026
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Memory lane, Overheard in Athens, Questions

Freddy and Michelle Kruger Decide to Seek Marriage Counseling

Girl: You know, you were in my dream last night.
Guy: Oh, really? What was happening?
Girl: Well, …you were trying to kill me.
Guy: Oh… that wasn't a dream.

Oviedo, Florida

Overheard by: Um…

Posted on July 23, 2026
Florida, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Murder, Weirdness

If the Whole Prime Minister Thing Doesn't Work Out

Guy #1: Let's become a band of traveling acrobats!
Guy #2: …yes.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on July 21, 2026
Canadia, Default, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Offers and requests, Wishes

Guys