Have I Got a Girl for You

Male student: I just… can't control my erections.

Library, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Posted on August 12, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Default, Erections, Gripes, Guys, Students, Washington

Laura and Her Voice of Reason Were Eventually Driven Out of Millersville with Torches

Girl #1: She finally cleaned up the dog crap!
Girl #2: What? Her dog crapped in the house?
Girl #1: No, but it was all over the front yard. Can you imagine me trying to walk through that drunk?
Guy: I'm pretty sure that what happens when you're drunk is your responsibility. Getting trashed doesn't make stepping in dog shit someone else's fault.
Girl #1: Don't hate! Oh my god!

Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 9, 2026
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Poop

It's Never “Wasted” If You're Using It on the Ones You Love

Random guy: Dudes! I just wasted 30,000 feet of caution tape!

Sheetz
Pennsylvania

Posted on August 9, 2026
Default, Guys, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Weirdness

You Just Wanted an Excuse to Punch a Sandwich, Didn't You?

College guy: He's going to be the kind of teacher who punches his kids' sandwiches. Peanut butter and jelly? I don't think so! Peanut butter and smush!

ECU Dining Hall
Greenville, North Carolina

Posted on August 8, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Guys, North Carolina, Violence

And Someone Added a “Y” to the “Ga” Square

(five ditzy girls are looking at a big poster of the periodic table of the elements, and laughing)
Boy, walking up: What's so funny?
Girl: Haha! One of the squares says “Bi”! Hahaha… like “bisexual!”

UT Austin
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Bismuth.