Dude: I have the best idea for a party — dress as your favorite crime!
http://overheardatbrown.blogspot.com/2006/09/possibilities-are-endless.html
Overheard by: A white collar criminal
Dude: I have the best idea for a party — dress as your favorite crime!
http://overheardatbrown.blogspot.com/2006/09/possibilities-are-endless.html
Overheard by: A white collar criminal
Man jumping out of port-a-potty like a gymnast: … And he sticks the landing!
Campground
Connecticut
Overheard by: only at DRAM
Man to another: Remember when we first started? We swung both ways.
http://www.overheardinchtown.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: bp
Guy #1: Oh, sorry, man. I forgot to tell you about it… If you were on Facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy #2, pissed: … I live two doors down from you!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
Extremely drunk man: You know, I don’t think prime numbers are going to introduce us to aliens… But I think Chuck Berry will.
The Old Hole
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: E
Guy: Man, I have a ton of friends who are Asian. But watch out — if you touch one of them on the head, they’ll kill you.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/
Official: What experience do you have?
Job-seeker: I worked for 30 years on a poultry farm killing chickens.
Official: Have you done anything else?
Job-seeker: I killed turkeys.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/overheard-in-employment-office-or.html
Overheard by: o.b.
Dude: Man, it’s just that some people got what 1992 was all about and some people didn’t. I’m one of the ones that got it, and she’s not, so no, we’re not going out again.
http://overheardinjxn.blogspot.com/2005/09/man-its-just-that-some-people-got-what.html
Guy: So, she and her boyfriend got really drunk and, long story short, she now has to use a colostomy bag for the rest of her life.
University of Florida
Gainesville, Florida
Man: He’s been dating women he’s met online since back when it was creepy.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/hey_me_too.html
Overheard by: sherman
