Dude: If I wasn’t in jail or high, I was working construction.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/on-7.html
Overheard by: jessica
Dude: If I wasn’t in jail or high, I was working construction.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/on-7.html
Overheard by: jessica
Dude checking phone: Terri Schiavo keeps calling me!
The Café du Marquis
Royal Oak, Michigan
Overheard by: Emma
Dude #1: … And so I woke up, and I was naked!
Dude #2: What? Why were you naked?
Dude #1: Well, ’cause I was stripping, duh.
New Zealand
Dude: My testicles are like cue balls…
The Arclight
Los Angeles, California
Guy #1: My lady friend is telling me that I’m never going to get any until I have a nice, big bed at home.
Guy #2: There might be something to that. I read this book called If the Buddha Dated, and I think it talked about us first needing a spiritual nest or something like that.
Guy #1: What? So now I’m supposed to believe in quantum pussy?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/qp-theory.html
Overheard by: rich
Guy to friend: You open the Bible and you tell me where it says that Jesus Christ says it’s okay to smoke crack!
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: Passing Jogger
Pretty boy: Andy! I thought you not-gay-loved me!
Chandler, Arizona
Overheard by: Meghan
Dude: I went to pet her and she opened up her mouth and my hand went straight in!
Aptos
Central Coast, California
Guy #1: You don’t play rep basketball!
Guy #2: Yes, I do!
Guy #1: Okay, then why didn’t I see you play?
Guy #2: I can’t — I pulled my Achilles tentacle!
Phys Ed class, All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Dude #1: Let’s go somewhere else.
Dude #2: Why?
Dude #1: I’ve seen the midget. I’ve drunk his juice.
Dude #2: Yeah…
Casey’s, South Side
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
