20-something artist dude in loin cloth: … And then I realized — it’s not about the panties at all!
Burning Man
Black Rock Desert, Nevada
Overheard by: lith
20-something artist dude in loin cloth: … And then I realized — it’s not about the panties at all!
Burning Man
Black Rock Desert, Nevada
Overheard by: lith
Guy: I knew a Japanese bloke once. He changed his name to Smith… Mind you, he still looked Japanese.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/old-guy-in-pub.html
Overheard by: O.B.
Guy #1, poked with pencil: Shit! That hurt!
Guy #2: That’s what she said!
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: That’s what she said.
Guy #1: That doesn’t even make any sense…
Guy #2: That’s what she said!
Guy #1: Dude! You’re not even using it right!
Guy #2: That’s what she said!
Guy #1: Go fuck yourself! [Walks away.]Guy #2, yelling back: That’s what she said!
Carmel, Indiana
Overheard by: POS
Guy to another: Dude… just use Viagra.
School hallway
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Phoenix
Guy #1: No, I mean, this dude is old-school.
Guy #2: Like, how old-school?
Guy #1: Like, so old-school he plays tennis!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/05/wii-tennis-anyone.html
Overheard by: brad
College guy: No wonder Matt can’t get a date — his best line is, ‘Do you want a badly damaged brat?’
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/some_girls_arent_picky.html
Guy #1: You gotta clean yo’ fingernails up!
Guy #2: Mmm-hm.
Guy #1: You stop smokin’ crack, you clean yo’ toes up nice, too!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/clean-and-sober.html
Guy #1, at urinal: That bitch is out of control.
Guy #2, at urinal: Yeah, she’s all kinds of fucked up. She needs to chill.
Guy #1: She needs to fuckin’ simmer. Simmer and sauté.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/let-it-go-bobby-flay-just-let-it-go.html
Overheard by: teamcinnamon
Dude #1: … And she was just so sassy!
Dude #2: Don’t say ‘sassy’ — you know what it does to me.
Dude #1: Sssassyyy. [Dude #2 shudders orgasmically.]
Merrill F. West High School
Tracy, California
Guy #1: Me and Jeff and doin’ some drugs tonight. Wanna come?
Guy #2: I don’t do drugs.
Guy #1: You smoked pot with me the other day.
Guy #2: Weed isn’t a drug.
Guy #1: Yes, it is!
Guy #2: No, it’s not… [To passerby] Is weed a drug?
Passerby: Depends.
Holy Trinity Catholic High School
Kanata, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: RG
