50-something man to 50-something woman: You are not homeless. Homeless people don't own dinnerware!
BART Train
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Morpheus
50-something man to 50-something woman: You are not homeless. Homeless people don't own dinnerware!
BART Train
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Morpheus
Man #1: I hate the Middle East.
Man #2: Yeah. We should just nuke that island.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/324358535/i-love-geography.html
Overheard by: amazed and frightened
20-something #1: Let's get into publishing.
20-something #2: Only if it's porn.
20-something #1: Well, of course.
20-something #2: For women. Graphic pornography for women.
20-something #1: I think they already have that.
20-something #2: Giant diamond encrusted wangs, artfully displayed on wedgewood.
Denver, Colorado
Dude #1: So, when the hell did you start smoking cigarettes?
Dude #2: Last week.
Dude #1: Why the hell did you do that?
Dude #2: I wanna stop smoking pot.
University of Miami
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: Stosh
Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/big-girls-you-are-beautiful.html
Overheard by: joe joe.
Girl: Why would you ever kick a squirrel?
Guy: I wanted to see if I could do it.
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/10/they-have-feelings-too-you-know-girl.html
Overheard by: alyssa
Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!
Richmond, Virginia
Dude: Man, I’ve dated two chicks with fake boobs. I mean, what’s up with that?
GW party
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/why-would-i-be-leg-man-i-dont-need-legs.html
Angry guy, loudly: My sister is not a fetish model!
Greenport Harbor Brewery
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Ladle
