First grade girl: It’s my job to inform everyone about horse dinkers.
Johnstown, Pennsylvania
First grade girl: It’s my job to inform everyone about horse dinkers.
Johnstown, Pennsylvania
Poor college kid #1: So, you used to break into cars?
Poor college kid #2: Yeah.
Poor college kid #1: How was that?
Rochester, New York
Crazy hobo: You have pretty hair, unlike mine. My hair is ugly. You’re ugly, too. [Chick stares.] I gotta go steal some DVDs now. Bye, ladies!
Downtown Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: At least he was honest
Boy #1: I’d never want to be a gynecologist. You’d get so sick of that you’d never want to see one.
Boy #2: Gynos put Vicks under their nose so they don’t have to smell it all day.
Boy #3: You are both nasty.
Boy #4: Stop this conversation. My mom is is the next room.
New Jersey
Dude: If I wasn’t in jail or high, I was working construction.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/on-7.html
Overheard by: jessica
Dominatrix: I don’t do anything sexual to my clients. All I do is stick things up their asses.
Street fair
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Ladle
Woman to friend: ‘Cause, you know, I feel things. I’m, like, a feeler.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/the_rest_of_us_are_dead_inside.html
Overheard by: feelin it!
Student: I decided to be a speech communication major because I like to talk a lot, and I wanted to find a way where I could get a job that makes me a lot of money for using my mouth.
San Francisco State University
California
Hot chick: Trust me, I would know. I’m a retired slut.
Maine
Overheard by: oh really?
Official: What experience do you have?
Job-seeker: I worked for 30 years on a poultry farm killing chickens.
Official: Have you done anything else?
Job-seeker: I killed turkeys.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/overheard-in-employment-office-or.html
Overheard by: o.b.
