Four-year-old girl: Mommy, I really think you’re over-analyzing this.
Dallas, Texas
Four-year-old girl: Mommy, I really think you’re over-analyzing this.
Dallas, Texas
Little tyke, about fireworks: Oooh, look — green! Like St. Patrick’s Day! Remember when I made it St. Patrick’s Day in the toilet?
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Kid: Hey, where does the line start?
Mom: All the way over there.
Kid: Dear God. My glasses have fooled me yet again!
Kohl’s
Howell, New Jersey
Little boy wearing necklace: Mom, can I change my name to ‘Elizabeth’?
Frazzled mom: No, I told you — that’s a girl’s name, and you’re a boy.
Little boy: Well, can I change to a girl?
Frazzled mom: Not until you’re eighteen.
Wegmans
Rochester, New York
First grade girl: It’s my job to inform everyone about horse dinkers.
Johnstown, Pennsylvania
Young boy to mom: I can’t run! I’m a virgin!
Irvine, California
Five-year-old girl running through aisles: Mommy?! Mommy?!
Mother: Mommy die. Mommy go bye-bye. Mommy drowned. Mommy go kill herself.
Payless Shoes
Huntington Beach, California
Little girl: Do you have any cinnamon rolls?
Cashier: No.
Little girl: Are you serious?
Cashier: I am serious. I would never joke about something like this.
Starbucks
Denver, Colorado
Four-year-old girl: Step off, Mommy!
Gainesville, Virginia
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Child, about diorama: Mommy, is that real?
Mother: No, it’s all lies. Let’s go.
Museum
Washington, DC
