First grade girl: It’s my job to inform everyone about horse dinkers.
Johnstown, Pennsylvania
First grade girl: It’s my job to inform everyone about horse dinkers.
Johnstown, Pennsylvania
Young boy to mom: I can’t run! I’m a virgin!
Irvine, California
Five-year-old girl running through aisles: Mommy?! Mommy?!
Mother: Mommy die. Mommy go bye-bye. Mommy drowned. Mommy go kill herself.
Payless Shoes
Huntington Beach, California
Little girl: Do you have any cinnamon rolls?
Cashier: No.
Little girl: Are you serious?
Cashier: I am serious. I would never joke about something like this.
Starbucks
Denver, Colorado
Four-year-old girl: Step off, Mommy!
Gainesville, Virginia
Overheard by: x-tina wif a k
Child, about diorama: Mommy, is that real?
Mother: No, it’s all lies. Let’s go.
Museum
Washington, DC
Boy to mother: If there’s one thing I know about little people, it’s that they love playhouses.
ShopKo
Eau Claire, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Andre
Boy: Can you have sex when a girl is really pregnant?
Health teacher: Well, you’d have to be creative.
Boy: What? You mean like role playing?
Annandale, Virginia
Little girl: Yay! It’s time for our swim vulvalations!
Wisconsin
Overheard by: Nic
Six-year-old boy: Look, Dad! I got a sticker.
Dad: That’s a butterfly sticker, which is a girl sticker. You can’t have that.
Six-year-old boy: Okay, Dad. What do you want me to do with it?
Dad: Give it to me.
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Katelyn the sticker collector
