Toddler in stroller, after dad accidentally pushes him into a shelf: Uh-oh!
Dad: Yeah, uh-oh! Daddy’s drunk, so he shouldn’t be drinking and driving. [Toddler giggles.]
Mt. Eden
Auckland
New Zealand
Overheard by: Jon
Toddler in stroller, after dad accidentally pushes him into a shelf: Uh-oh!
Dad: Yeah, uh-oh! Daddy’s drunk, so he shouldn’t be drinking and driving. [Toddler giggles.]
Mt. Eden
Auckland
New Zealand
Overheard by: Jon
Daughter #1: Mom, do you remember when we were little and we met that little boy whose name was Chelsea?
Daughter #2: Who the hell would name their boy ‘Chelsea’?!
Mom: Well, they might have been oriental, you guys.
Columbus, Ohio
Five-year-old boy: If Mommy has another baby, I’m not gonna be by it. It will just crawl around the house and suck milk from Mommy’s nibbles. And she won’t wear a bra!
Eight-year-old boy: If you like bras so much, maybe we should get you one.
Five-year-old boy: Yeah! I would use it for my butt cheeks, so when I sit down it would be nice and soft!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/yeah_i_dont_know_either.html
Overheard by: chaska
Little girl: Wouldn’t it be great if, instead of stinging you, bees rescued you from quick sand?
Brookfield, Illinois
Overheard by: Joe V
Little girl in bathroom: But Mommy, I’m working on a really big poop!
Embarrassed mother: Honey, everyone in the bathroom does not need to hear that!
Boston Pizza, 50th Street
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia
Five-year-old girl, singing nursery rhyme: … Bumped his head, fell out of bed, couldn’t get up in the morning… ‘Cause he’s dead.
Target
Shawnee, Kansas
Mom: This is ridiculous! Why are you crying?
Wailing four-year-old: Because I have no reason left to live!
701 Russell Avenue
Gaithersburg, Maryland
Four-year-old girl: Mommy, I really think you’re over-analyzing this.
Dallas, Texas
Little tyke, about fireworks: Oooh, look — green! Like St. Patrick’s Day! Remember when I made it St. Patrick’s Day in the toilet?
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/patriotism-and-poop-jokes-its-what.html
Kid: Hey, where does the line start?
Mom: All the way over there.
Kid: Dear God. My glasses have fooled me yet again!
Kohl’s
Howell, New Jersey
