Nevada

Guy #1: What’s the big deal about the bird flu anyway? I’m not a bird.
Guy #2: It’s those people who play with bird crap and such. It’s kinda like the chicken pox, see what I mean?
Guy #1: Well, I’m fine then because I already had the chicken pox.

Reno, Nevada

Overheard by: Scott

Guy to friend: Dude, you just now figured out that The Beatles suck?

Public School
Las Vegas, Nevada

Crazy lady wearing only a bra: Well, my daddy says we should take my show on the road. I’m a singer, you know. I’m famous in Eastern Europe.
Dumbfounded drunk girls: Uh-huh… Totally.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Kari Nott

20-something artist dude in loin cloth: … And then I realized — it’s not about the panties at all!

Burning Man
Black Rock Desert, Nevada

Overheard by: lith

Pilot over intercom, as plane touches down: … And the crowd goes wild! Woo-hoo!

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: errica