Nevada

Pretty blonde snuggling with Asian boyfriend: Honey, I'm sorry I was so crazy earlier.
Asian boyfriend: It's okay, sweetie, but I am going to have to punish you when we get home.
Pretty blonde, smiling: A spanking?
Asian boyfriend, kissing her forehead: Whatever you want, sweetie.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Girl to two people fighting in buffet line: Come on, you guys! Chill out, we're in the presence of food!

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Brit~ta~nee

Blackjack player, after dealer busted: Now the horse is on the other foot!

Lake Tahoe, Nevada

Overheard by: Charles Alverson

Girl in red: I was telling my husband about you.
Guy in jeans: What were you telling him?
Girl in red: That you liked power bottoms.

Las Vegas, Nevada

College student #1: Look, look, it's Martin Luther King!
College student #2: …that's Eddie Murphy.

Madame Tussaud's
Las Vegas, Nevada