On the phone

20-ish girl on cell: No, he’s not gay! He’s just really, really tall…

Marietta, Georgia

Overheard by: Sidlee

Girl on cell: We’re going to vibe her vagina. Well, not vibe it.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: K

Guy on phone: It's not just all about marzipan!

London
England

Overheard by: K

Teen on cell: If you can flip it, you deserve to flip it. If it's flippable, I'm flippin' it.

Grand River Avenue
Michigan

Girl on cell: Wait… Wait! You’re telling me she’s not a zombie? You mean she’s actually dead?

Emory College
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Zack

Man on phone: Yeah, everything with her is great. Only thing is, she keeps trying to talk my cousin and his wife into a threesome…

London
England

Overheard by: Ren

Woman on phone: Okay, so go past the monkey and we'll be right here!

Harrison, Michigan

20-something chick on mobile: How many times do I have to tell you? There is no cocaine in my fridge!

University
Queensland
Australia

Overheard by: how many times

Suit on cell: I just landed in Maine. I mean San Diego. What am I thinking?

Airport
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: weary traveler

Man on cell in very quiet bus: Look. I took the pills, I put the powder in my pants, I don't have cooties anymore!

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Kat from Tacoma