Girl on cell: Oh my god! I was wondering why my discharge was kinda brown!
L train platform, Brown line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: *Tina Marie*
Girl on cell: Oh my god! I was wondering why my discharge was kinda brown!
L train platform, Brown line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: *Tina Marie*
Guy on cell: Well, last night I had food poisoning, and today I had beans, so this could get interesting.
Denver Airport
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Glad I didn’t sit near him
Lady on cell: The biggest story of the year is going to be about Raven. That whore! I know! The whore is in town. Cheap slut, USA… No, honey, you can’t have ice cream for dinner.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: wait.. my name is raven
Girl on cell: … And don’t let her dress you in drag — she likes doing that.
Asheville, North Carolina
Angry woman on phone: Well, did you let Grandpa out of the cage?!
Venice, Florida
Overheard by: inyourendo
Man on phone, about his failing marriage: I did everything I could. I was nice to her, I let her do whatever she wanted, and this is what happens… Are you fucking kidding me? I was there for her 10-4!
1958 West Grand Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Roger roger
Girl on cell in stall: She’s crazy. She called me this weekend saying that she had been kidnapped. Isn’t that weird? No, I didn’t call her back.
Library restroom, Westchester Community College
Valhalla, New York
Overheard by: Catie
Jovial woman on cell: So, when the Alzheimer’s sets in, this’ll all work out for you in the end!
Grocery store
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Eggson
College dude on cell: It will be the same thing — we’ll go out drinking, she’ll drink too much, she’ll cry on my shirt, and then she’ll pass out and I’ll have to carry her home. Happens every time… Because, dude, she’s my girlfriend. It’s what we do… Because! It’s what everyone does.
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
Overheard by: not his girlfriend
Man on cell: … So I just put her in the closet, because she’s very quiet…
Military Road and 41st Street NW
Washington, DC
