Overheard at McGill

Dude: What’s fourteen plus nine?
Chick, confidently: Twenty-one.
Dude: Damn, you’re fast.
Chick: Haha, you thought you almost had me there!

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Girl: Ever since I started making an effort to look good for school, I've felt so good about myself. Now, people are calling me! (pause) For sex.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/25/hi-is-this-cindy-yeah-im-in-your-math-class-wanna-fuck/

Overheard by: Sherbrooke

Dirty casanova: So, I’m going out with Sarah, and when she leaves Montreal I’m going out with Sarah… The other one. I don’t put all my eggs in one Sarah.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/10/easter-bunny-i-know-exactly-what-you-mean/

Guy #1: So I signed up for the Republican Club.
Guy #2: But you're not Republican, are you?
Guy #1: No, but this guy was wearing a shirt I really liked. I just want the shirt.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/12/i-supported-bush-and-all-i-got-was-a-struggling-economy-and-this-shirt/

Overheard by: Ian

Girl: I don’t like to be licked out of context.

New Rez common room
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/02/26/i-feel-the-same-way-about-being-quoted/

Girl #1: Is Cuba part of North America?
Girl #2: Do they speak Spanish in Cuba?
Girl #1: Yes.
Girl #2: Then no. Cuba is not part of North America.
Guy: What about Mexico? They speak Spanish in Mexico.
Girl #2: Mexicans are illegal.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/same-rationale-used-to-keep-quebec-out-of-north-america/

Orthodox Jew with cello case: They let you play with dogs in Vegas!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/16/so-two-orthodox-musicians-and-a-dog-walk-into-a-casinowait-you-know-this-one/

Professor: Your paper is doing some heavy petting, but it’s not going all the way!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/03/but-if-youd-like-your-paper-to-round-third-come-by-my-place-for-some-extra-credit/

Girl #1: Oh my god, so remember how Ben stopped talking to me and I was pissed but now I’m totally over it and whatever? Well, it turns out that what I didn’t know was that his mother was dying and he was held up at knife point for like 20 minutes and was going through post-traumatic stress… And then I went home for reading week and didn’t call him because I thought he wasn’t talking to me, and that was apparently, like, the straw that broke the camel’s back — like, he really needed me and I wasn’t there for him or something.
Girl #2: Wow. It’s like, ‘Thanks for making me feel like a total bitch.’
Girl #1: I know!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/12/this-is-worse-than-that-time-he-couldnt-make-it-on-my-birthday-because-those-aliens-kidnapped-him/

Girl #1: Ugh, I just got raped by another final.
Girl #2: Seems all you talk about these days is getting sodomized by exams.
Girl #1: Why do you always assume it’s anal?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/07/this-one-bought-me-flowers-first/