Chick: … So then he started talking about feelings and stuff, and how we only have sex and we never talk anymore! [Friend nods.] Like, sometimes after we do it he tries to cuddle with me, and all I can think about is, ‘Damn, I really just want to sleep…’ So, do I break up with him?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/22/only-if-he-tries-withholding-sex-one-more-time-to-watch-a-chick-flick/
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Dude #1: So, what are you in?
Chick: Physiology, but I’m taking physics and anatomy.
Dude #2: Shit! So you get to go to the morgue and stuff?
Chick: Yeah! I love it!
Dude #1: Do you have to touch their privates?!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/21/only-if-youre-doing-honours/
Girl #1: You are definitely sluttier than I am!
Girl #2: No way. You are!
Girl #1: You are sleeping with two guys!
Girl #2: You sleep with guys and don’t call them back…ever.
Girl #1: Is that slutty?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/25/1-800-big-slut/
Overheard by: cybertheque
Linguistics professor, after girl asks question: Well, the short answer would be ‘Yes,’ and by ‘yes’ I mean ‘no.’
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
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Girl #1: You're a fat whore. Well…minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I'd rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/14/if-by-morals-you-mean-breasts-then-thanks/
Overheard by: Ian
Blonde: What if the Nazis got Facebook?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
Chick: I mean, I looked down at my underwear and I was like, ‘Toxic stuff really shouldn’t be down there.’
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/08/we-were-looking-for-a-tampon-joke-but-apparently-you-have-tss/
Upper year girl, about much younger student: I couldn't get him into bed any other way. I had to date him!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/10/17/desperate-times/
Overheard by: Paul
Girl, getting up to leave: Gotta go meet flipper down by the docks, he's bringing me a shipment of cocaine.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/04/amk-freebase-willy/
Overheard by: Ben
Dude: Eggs are just chicken menstruation.
Tired guy: Best menstruation I’ve ever had!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/best-oh-and-only-forgot-the-only/
Overheard by: douglas
