Guy yelling at roommate from window: Hey, Jimmy*! The girls are the ones without the penises!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/thanks-mom.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Guy yelling at roommate from window: Hey, Jimmy*! The girls are the ones without the penises!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/thanks-mom.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Adorable professor, winking: See, now, it would be just like I came on Beth* and then winked at her.
Haverford College
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/you-keep-using-that-phrase-i-do-not.html
Overheard by: not beth
Hipster: Yeah, well, at least she stopped huffing paint.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: anonymous
Student on cell: So, I was going to call you back, but I didn’t want to call you.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/fuck-you-very-much-for-your-honesty.html
Nine-year-old boy: Mom, my stomach hurts.
Mom: Then take off your pants.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/mom-im-nine-and-even-i-know-that-sounds.html
Overheard by: academia
Frat guy: You ever been to the Franklin Mills Mall?
Bimbette: No! I live in King of Prussia! If I left King of Prussia to go to any other mall, it’d be like leaving Italy to eat at an Olive Garden. No!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: impressed, she has a point
Little kid: Mommy, why are there so many Asians here?
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/quiet-they-might-make-you-read-math.html
Overheard by: renee
Very gay man: I need to sit like a man…wait, how do I do that?
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/06/you-didnt-get-manual-during-initiation.html
Overheard by: almost a lawyer.
Male student: My GPA doesn’t mean shit if I can’t wipe my own ass, you know?
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/when-youre-right-youre-right.html
White construction worker: What was the name of Speedy Gonzales’ cousin? The slow one…
Mexican construction worker: Why?
White construction worker: Because I want to start calling you that…
Hamilton Street
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/too-stupid-to-be-racist.html
Overheard by: slowpoke rodriguez
