Poop

You Mean Conductors Are Like This Everywhere?

Train conductor: Thank you for traveling on this 3:30 service to Southern Cross. If you need to use the toilet, they are located at the end of each carriage for your convenience. Please remember to both close and lock the door, which will save you from embarrassment and other passengers from blindness.

Train Service to Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Meg

Posted on July 22, 2008
Australia, Conductors, Default, Offers and requests, Pee, Poop, Train

England Expects No Less

Little girl in bathroom stall with mother: Doody! It’s fun to say “doody” in the bathroom! Say “doody,” mom!

Whole Foods
West Orange, New Jersey

Overheard by: I almost said it myself.

Posted on July 14, 2008
Default, Girls, Kids, New Jersey, Poop, Words

Wanna Hold It?

Hippie using his pocket PC: It’s very primitive -I use it for solitaire while pooping.

Bean & Leaf Coffee Shop
New London, Connecticut

Overheard by: Overand

Posted on July 14, 2008
Connecticut, Games, Hippies, Poop, Technology