Winston Churchill Pushes the Allies to Invade Sicily

Guy on cell: I believe in signs, dude. I took a dump and it was totally shaped like a boot. I'm going to Italy.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/07/guy-discussing-his-vacation-plans.html

Overheard by: alicia

Posted on December 25, 2019
Default, Guys, On the phone, Overheard Lines, Poop, Weirdness

I’m Still Tasting Yesterday’s

Crazy bag lady: Can I have that shirt? I’m all dirty and nasty.
Young guy: No, I need this for work.
Crazy bag lady: Oh. Can I shit in your mouth?
Young guy: Um, no.

Washington, DC

Posted on October 9, 2019
Bag ladies, Clothing, Poop, Washington, DC

Well, I Guess It Depends What He'd Eaten That Day

Female diner #1: I mean, he was awesome. He had a lifeguard body. If he shit, I would eat it.
Female diner #2: (pushes food away)

O'Callaghan's
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on August 25, 2019
Food, Illinois, Poop, Weirdness, Women

Cats Are Hypersensitive to Comma Faults

Boy: So why did you move here?
Girl: I was gonna go to art school and then I wrote this big essay and my cat shit on it.
Boy: Literally shit on it?
Girl: Yeah, I took it as a sign.

18 Bus
Seattle, Washington

Posted on April 18, 2019
Animals, Bus, Default, Education, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Guys, Poop, Questions, Washington

I Guess If You Want to Be Anal About It…

Teen girl with group of friends: But I don’t get it… Why would you wipe it *that* way particularly?
(long silence, group of friends look at each other)
Friend, incredulously: Uhh… So you don’t get shit in your vag?

Federation Square
Melbourne
Australia

Posted on December 27, 2018
Australia, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Poop, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

Like a Scat Burglar?

Boy: Dad, why do toilets flush?
Dad, irritated: I don’t know.
Boy: I think it is so no one can steal the poop.

Bathroom
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Pooper Snooper

Posted on September 23, 2018
Arizona, Comebacks, Dads, Kids, Poop, Questions

Piss Christ Comes to Dallas

Man #1: Hey, are those bathrooms?
Man #2: No…that's art.

Discovery Green Park
Houston, Texas

Posted on May 4, 2018
Compare and contrast, Guys, Pee, Poop, Questions, Texas

Like “It's My Potty (And I'll Be Dry If I Want To)”

Teacher: Do you have to go potty?
Two-year-old girl: I don't go potty anymore; I listen to music.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/420122010/i-listen-to-music-to-make-potty-time-easier.html

Overheard by: wayzata

Posted on April 27, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Kids, Music, Overheard in Minneapolis, Poop, Questions, Teachers

Why Would I Wipe It Off?

Suit: So yeah, I found out how my boss's boss takes his tea, and I took him a cup this morning, along with a muffin.
Non-suit: And did you remember to take a napkin to wipe his feces from your nose?

London
England

Overheard by: Eastender

Posted on January 4, 2018
Bosses, Employees, England, Food, Jobs & Careers, Poop, Questions

Why We Don't Party with Canadians

University kid: It's like a kegger, but with shit.

Guelph
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The zoe

Posted on November 9, 2017
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Poop, Students, Weirdness