I Have To Come Clean. He Did

Soccer girl: God, it's like Aristotle took a shit on you!
Friend: I know, right?

Memorial University
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on December 13, 2008
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Philosophy, Poop, Weirdness

Disney's Dumpo Has Been Box Office Gold for Decades

Mom to toddler in stroller: What was your favorite part of the circus?
Toddler in stroller: The elephants pooping!

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Posted on November 22, 2008
Animals, California, Default, Kids, Moms, Poop, Questions, Tourist attractions

…Well, You Say I Never Communicate!

Teenage cart boy on cell: I'm at GIANT right now. I just have to go home and take a shit and I'll be fine.

GIANT
Lehighton, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Missy

Posted on November 16, 2008
Default, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Poop, Stores, Teens

…Or Stay Here and Piss My Initials? Make Up Your Mind

Thug to another: You want me to go home and take a shit?

Lake Grove, New York

Posted on October 11, 2008
Default, Friends, New York, Offers and requests, Poop, Questions, Thugs

Sometimes My Sphincter Needs a Cheerleader

Construction worker #1: The only time I know you're not talking is when you're smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I'm not talking when I'm pooping?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/371364146/sometimes-you-have-to-talk-yourself-through-it.html

Overheard by: heard you in the porta-potty

Posted on October 6, 2008
Compare and contrast, Construction workers, Coworkers, Default, Overheard in Minneapolis, Poop, Questions, Time Management, Weirdness

Can You Wait Til I Drop You Off at Mommy's?

Father: Look, there's a potty over there!
Five-year-old daughter: No, I don't wanna go in the porta-potty!
Father: Okay, where are you gonna go then?
Five-year-old daughter: In my pants!
Father: Alright!

SUNY
Purchase, New York

Posted on August 31, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Dads, Default, Kids, New York, Parenting, Poop

You're Always Telling Me I Should Have Goals

Little boy (loudly): I want to eat poop.
Mom (who clearly wasn't paying attention): What, honey?
Little boy: I would like to eat poop.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: JessH.

Posted on August 27, 2008
Default, Etiquette, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms, Poop, Weirdness, Wishes

Except for the One Guy Who Said I Could Use a Cup

Bimbette shouting from crowd: Why does everyone want me to eat shit out of their mouths today?

Michigan Tech
Houghton, Michigan

Posted on August 24, 2008
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Euphemisms, Michigan, Poop, Questions, Weirdness

Laura and Her Voice of Reason Were Eventually Driven Out of Millersville with Torches

Girl #1: She finally cleaned up the dog crap!
Girl #2: What? Her dog crapped in the house?
Girl #1: No, but it was all over the front yard. Can you imagine me trying to walk through that drunk?
Guy: I'm pretty sure that what happens when you're drunk is your responsibility. Getting trashed doesn't make stepping in dog shit someone else's fault.
Girl #1: Don't hate! Oh my god!

Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 19, 2008
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Poop

Preschool-Level Sex Ed Only Leads to Confusion

Mom standing outside of bathroom stall: Honey, hurry up, there is a line waiting.
Four-year-old girl: I can’t, my body requires me to go slow.

Capitol Building Bathroom
Washington, DC

Posted on July 27, 2008
Default, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Moms, Pee, Poop, Restroom, Washington

Poop