Public transportation

Santa Summers in Stamford

Conductor: Stamford, Stamford stop is…ooh, did you see those two baby reindeer?!

MetroNorth Train
Stamford, Connecticut

Posted on September 24, 2008
Animals, Conductors, Connecticut, Public transportation, Questions, Train

Isn't That the Title of a Kanye West Song?

Man in mall: Excuse me, where can I hail a taxi?
Mall employee: This is Vermont, dude.
Man in mall: There has to be taxis. There are roads, aren't they?
Mall employee: Nope, no taxis. But lots of guns.

Rutland, Vermont

Overheard by: MeggerzDotCom

Posted on September 13, 2008
Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Malls, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, US Geography, Vermont, Violence

If Worse Comes to Worse, We've Rented Some Large Ducks

Airline personnel: We should be boarding the plane at 10:25… If we have a plane.

Airport
Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Burt

Posted on August 2, 2008
Airports & flights, Default, Employees, Public transportation, Time Management, Virginia, Wishes

But Odds Are You Still Aren't Paying Attention

Flight attendant, concluding pre-flight safety spiel: For those of you who paid attention: Thank you. And for those of you who did not: Good luck.

International Airport
Honolulu, Hawaii

Overheard by: Eric Dean

Posted on August 1, 2008
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Euphemisms, Hawaii, Public transportation