Sexuality

Girl: Ohhh, can I show you my sexual frustration?

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

(five ditzy girls are looking at a big poster of the periodic table of the elements, and laughing)
Boy, walking up: What's so funny?
Girl: Haha! One of the squares says “Bi”! Hahaha… like “bisexual!”

UT Austin
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Bismuth.

Professor to suits: Did you watch the news last night? Apparently Dumbledore's gay now!

UC Davis
Davis, California

Overheard by: Passing Biker

Girl #1: It's just that I feel like Amazon is judging me.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I bought one gay erotica book and now it wants me to buy Japanese porn.

Starbucks
Ukiah, California