Pop culture

Man, giggling: Hey, guys…
Friend: For the last time, Jeff, if it’s about the Hamburglar, we don’t want to hear it.

Galaxy Cinema
Nanaimo, British Columbia

Blonde teen: Please don't pull my finger!
Brunette teen: Oh, gosh. Is this like that time in gym class?

Homecoming Football Game

Twelve-year-old boy to friend: I didn’t know bookstores had porn!
Friend: Dude, that’s Cosmo!

Barnes & Noble

Guy #1: Did you see the video where that girl shoots a banana out of her ass?
Guy #2: Yeah! And then she's like “I think there's still a strawberry up there!”

Clemson University
Clemson, South Carolina

Overheard by: starch

College girl: I really want to go as Superman!
Friend: You aren't going to stuff your crotch, are you?

Melbourne University

Guy: It was like trying to pull candy from a baby.

West Island

Girl: Wait, who's Hitler?
Guy: Are you serious?
Girl: I don't watch a lot of tv…

Peabody, Massachusetts

Student #1, viewing political cartoons of Egypt: There's a face on that rock!
Student #2: Because it's the sphynx!

New Hampshire

Muslim girl: I’m really emo, but you couldn’t tell from looking at me.
Other girl: Really?
Muslim girl: Yeah, but I don’t cut myself. Well, technically. It depends what you mean by cutting yourself.

University of Toronto

Guy #1: Hey, cool! Harry Potter bookmarks! You think they have one for Hufflepuff?
Guy #2: Probably not.
Guy #1: Oh… Do you think it’s because nobody cares?

Tucson, Arizona