All the Other Times I Didn't Need the Vodka

Hipster girl: I wasn't invited to the wedding but maybe I'll go anyway. I could be your date. Who knows, maybe you'll even score.
Guy: Shit, all I have to do is give you two vodka sodas and point you to a pool and I'll score. Easy.
Hipster girl: One time that happened. One time.

Marta Train
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on September 20, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Georgia, Girls, Guys, Hipsters, Relationships, Sexuality, Train

I Knew I Shouldn't Have Dragged You to That Bathhouse

Little boy (jumping off fire truck on a giant spring): Let's go to wienerland!

Miami, Florida

Posted on September 12, 2008
Default, Florida, Guys, Kids, Names, Sexuality

…the Underwear Model?

Woman walking out to parking lot to random guy: Hey dude, I have a picture of you in your underwear! Are you Jared's roommate?

Mexican Restaurant
Stillwater, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Confused yet amused vet student

Posted on September 11, 2008
Default, Oklahoma, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality, Weirdness, Women

And Hire a Tampon-Charmer to Make It Dance

Guy #1: I always wanted to open the door wearing nothing but a t-shirt and socks.
Girl #1 (pondering): I think that would be truly amazing. I don't know what would be more shocking, the penis or the socks. Probably the socks.
Girl #2: I guess I could do that next time you guys come over… Just (gesticulates around body) shirt and socks.
Guy #2: Naah. It wouldn't be that great, you not having a penis and all.
Girl #2: Oh, I guess I could wear a tampon! (puts finger in front of crotch and makes a “snakey” motion)

House Party
Pinheiros, Sao Paulo
Brazil

Posted on September 10, 2008
Brazil, Clothes, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Sexuality, Wishes

People With No Boundaries Aren't Quite Sure When They're Having Sex

Girl in stall (yelling on cell): Oh, my god. Do you really have herpes? That's contagious, right? Should I get tested?
(flush of toilet)
Friend's voice on speakerphone: Am I on speakerphone in the bathroom?
Girl in stall: Yeah, I'm just peeing. So should I get tested?
Friend: I'm not talking about this on speakerphone.
Girl in stall: Okay, it's off… Oh, so you can only get herpes through sex?

Public Bathroom
Kent State University, Ohio

Overheard by: Laureen

Posted on September 9, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Friends, Girls, Ohio, On the phone, Pee, Questions, Restroom, Sexuality, STDs

And So Short-Sighted

Girl to gay man: Well, if you're going to be a whore, be a classy whore!
Gay man: That's so hot.

Grand Junction, Colorado

Posted on September 5, 2008
Advice, Colorado, Default, Girls, Queers, Sexuality

Your First Mistake Was Trying to Talk to Him

Black girl to girlfriend: He's young, like 24, 25. And get this: I was like, “So, what else do you do?” and he goes “I make beats.” I said, “Of course you do.”

Subway
New York City, New York

Overheard by: EL

Posted on September 5, 2008
Age and ageing, Black people, Default, Friends, Girls, New York, Questions, Sexuality, Train

God: La La La La La–Can't Hear You!

(guy grabs girl's hand and licks cotton candy off her finger and licks finger)
Girl: Be careful, you don't where these fingers have been.
Guy: Well, I know last night they were in your vagina.
Girl: Shhh! People can hear you!
Guy: No one's even listening to us!

San Diego, California