Jenny Made the Same Observations About Every Church Fundraiser

Respectable-looking chick on cell: Not *nearly* enough trannies.

Vallejo and Powell
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy

Posted on May 8, 2026
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Gripes, On the phone, San Francisco, Sexuality

If He Inquires, Just Say “It’s Because You’re So Big”

American backpacker girl, about her new hostel boyfriend: So, as of this afternoon, he’s one step closer to not being a virgin.
Dutch girl, shocked: What about your period?!
American friend, walking up: Don’t worry. Just do it. He won’t even know what’s going on anyways.

Loki Hostel
La Paz
Bolivia

Posted on April 27, 2026
Default, Foreigners, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Sexuality, South America, Tourists, Virginity

The Question Every Rock Of Love Contestant Must Eventually Face

College-aged girl on cell: How am I supposed to date him if I’m afraid he’s going to kill me and keep my vagina in a jar?

Grocery Store, Kentucky

Posted on April 26, 2026
Default, Fears, Kentucky, Murder, On the phone, Questions, Sexuality, Sorority types, Stores, Threats, Vagina, Weirdness

Oh, I’m Sorry–Aren’t You a Size Queen?

Tall guy: My girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend had an eight inch penis.
Younger friend girl: What!? Why would she tell you that?!
Tall guy: I guess she just thought I should know.
Younger friend girl: No, here’s a better question. Why would you tell me that!?

Chick-fil-A
Houston, Texas

Posted on April 25, 2026
Default, Friends, Girls, Guys, Penis, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Sexuality, Texas

Never Before Has a Yeast Infection Been So Delicious

Female sexual predator: I have a cookie jar in my pants and the lid is always open!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/03/amk-warts-those-are-chocolate-chips/

Posted on April 25, 2026
Creepsters, Default, Offers and requests, Overheard at McGill, Sexuality, Women, Words

Knows All the Homeopathic Crab Remedies

Middle-aged creepster: She was a slut in middle school, so she’s my type of girl.

Gentle Bens Brewery
Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: a middle school slut

Posted on April 23, 2026
Arizona, Bars & Clubs, Compliments, Creepsters, Default, Education, Guys, Sexuality, Weirdness

Most of Life’s Problems Can Be Solved with a Pair of Tweezers and a Bottle of Wine

Emo guy to friends: He loves me. He wants my children. He says to me: “Andrew, let me have sex with you so I can have your children.” I would do it if I didn’t have hairy nipples.

Library
Plano, Texas

Posted on April 18, 2026
Default, Guys, Hair, Nipples, Pregnancy, Queers, Relationships, Sexuality, Texas, Wishes

Dude, You Suck at the Dozens

Young thug #1: Your momma is a rat.
Young thug #2: At least she isn’t a hood rat like your momma.
Young thug #1: Well at least everyone who is with my momma has a good time. I should know, I hear it.

Galleria
White Plains, New York

Overheard by: annoying blonde girl