Porn

Loud girl: And my mother said to me, “Well, I guess you’re an adult now, since you have adult sex.” And I was like, “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” and she was like, “I opened your cupboard.” and I was thinking, “Oh shit!” because I’ve got a lot of shit in there. I’ve got porn, I’ve got a vibrator, a cock ring. I’ve got things she doesn’t even know what to call them!

University of Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Alex Remnick

Drunk guy: If kiddie porn is such a huge problem on the internet, how come you can’t ever find it?

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Why Don’t You Have A Seat Over Here…

Mother to screaming child: Look, if it were up to me, you could watch all the porn you want.

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Professor (about Hamlet): So how is this like Lesbian porn?

Illinois Wesleyan University

Girl: It was like a porno, but with a plot!

University of Massachusetts

Overheard by: Robin

Working‐class hippie: Oh, I have another porn story!
Foreign hippie: The one about your mom?
Working‐class hippie: No, no, this one’s about Matt* – my surrogate father.

Amherst, Massachusetts

Girl: Booze!
Masculine gay dude: Fuck, yeah. I just finally finished my antibiotics. I’m gonna go fall off a stripper stage into some tits or somethin’.
Straight friend: Uhhh.

Bangkok
Thailand

Seventeen‐year‐old girl to boyfriend: You can’t do anything right! I send you in there to buy me some porn and you come out with hermaphrodites? It’s called Real Chicks with Real Dicks, for fuck’s sake.
Boyfriend (in thick accent): I’m sorry… My english…it is not too good. I saw chicks, I saw dicks…I just grabbed it.

Manchester, New Hampshire

Overheard by: taylor

Woman waiting for coffee: You know my sister is a Playboy model?
Friend: (blank stare)
Woman waiting for coffee: Yeah! She sends me the pictures. I mean, she’s beautiful, but I don’t wanna see that. And my brother, he looks at those!
Friend: (blank stare)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563420/all-in-the-family.html

Overheard by: next in line.

Girl: So… How did your sex tape go?

Lexington, Kentucky

Overheard by: AJ