Chick: If someone as good-looking as my brother is talking about your vagina, you’re doing something right.
Waffle House
Hagerstown, Maryland
Overheard by: Stephanie
Chick: If someone as good-looking as my brother is talking about your vagina, you’re doing something right.
Waffle House
Hagerstown, Maryland
Overheard by: Stephanie
Chick #1: I’m ugly.
Chick #2: What?
Chick #1: I am ugly.
Chick #2: Who told you?!
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia
Overheard by: Library Girl
Grandmother: This salad is just wonderful.
20-ish chick: Yes, but it has raisins in it. I don’t eat raisins.
Grandmother: What? Why?
20-ish chick: I’ve always felt bad for them. They once were so full of life, and then the sun sucked their souls out and left… this.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/a_delicious_source_of_fiber.html
Overheard by: sistersaywhat
Marathon runner #1: Yeah, I really like him, but he’s been in rehab since he was fourteen.
Marathon runner #2: All the best ones are.
Nike Women’s Marathon
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl was running with them just to hear this conversation
Hyper girl pulling out lots of different colored bracelets: I need to change my mood!
Friend: What’s your mood, Dana?
Hyper girl: I don’t know! I’m changing it!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/typical_female.html
Overheard by:
Chick: Yeah, we really need to hang out with Julie soon. She told me yesterday: “I miss Andrea, she's so gross!”
Andrea: Awww, I miss her too!
Seattle, Washington
Girl #1: Oh my god! You should see this guy I met at a party [shows a picture on her computer].
Girl #2: Yeah, he’s pretty good-looking.
Girl #1: I know, he’s so hot. Like, in an ‘I’m mysterious and a recovering drug addict’ sort of way.
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: laura
Chick #1: So, you guys might move in together?
Chick #2: Yeah.
Chick #1: I didn’t know you were that serious.
Chick #2: Well, I had his abortion, so yeah, I guess we’re pretty serious.
http://overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com/2006/07/you-had-hiswhat.html
Hot girl with big boobs, to friend: Ugh… I shouldn’t have worn this shirt. [Lowers voice] Everyone’s looking…
Middle-aged cashier: You should appreciate them. I had a husband who would pop mine out at football games. It made me so angry, but now I’d love for someone to appreciate mine enough that he’d want to show the world my beauty.
Publix
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: guy behind them
Chick #1, about techno music blasting from shop: What does this song make you think of?
Chick #2: Being stabbed repeatedly in the eye with a rusty nail.
Chick #1: [Silence.]Chick #2: What about you?
Chick #1: Discos…
Sawnston Street and Flinders Street
Australia
