Girl: The combination of your cologne and cigarette smoke is really sexy.
Guy: What about the whiskey on my breath?
State Street
Madison, Wisconsin
Girl: The combination of your cologne and cigarette smoke is really sexy.
Guy: What about the whiskey on my breath?
State Street
Madison, Wisconsin
Buxom girl wearing strapless dress with no bra: I feel like my tits are really low. Do they look really low?
Van Housen Hall, Potsdam College
Potsdam, New York
Overheard by: minibab
Girl #1: Who would you rather sleep with, Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Girl #2: Um, Voldemort.
Girl #1: What?! Why?
Girl #2: I dunno! I mean, Dumbledore’s got that beard… Like, it might get all, you know, up in there.
Girl #1: You’d fuck pure evil because he’s clean-shaven?
Harry Potter party
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: harrynhermione
Girl #1: Oh my god, I just peed for, like, a hundred years.
Girl #2: Do you ever get scared that the toilet bowl will fill up and the water will touch your bum?
Girl #1: Yes.
Girl #2: Oh my god, me too.
Ladies’ room, Fenway-area bar
Boston, Massachusetts
Girl #1: That library isn’t much help at all.
Girl #2: Yeah, I buy my own books. Libraries are only good for poor people that want to read.
Columbia, Maryland
Overheard by: Courtney
Girl #1: If I see one more blonde girl, I am going to freak out.
Girl #2: You know what you should do? Move to Africa.
Hartford, Connecticut
Woman: I was in Budapest and people would ask, ‘Is everyone in America like Dick Cheney?’ And I’m like, ‘Fuck no!’
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/vpl.html
Overheard by: rich
Girl #1: Oh my god!
Girl #2: Hm?
Girl #1: I think Charlie ate my soul!
Girl #2: … Is that a euphemism for something I don’t want to hear about?
38X bus
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: this bus is weird…
Girl: The schedule says ‘Icebreaker activity.’ Do you think that will involve a lot of bodily contact?
Washington, DC
Girl #1: Every time I see him, he seems so sad.
Girl #2: Every time I see him, he seems so hot!
Girl #1: Well, yeah, but also… somewhat… homosexual.
overheardatyale.blogspot.com
Overheard by: JB
