Four-year-old to mom: Mom, you should get a new husband — one that will do more stuff with us. And Daddy can get a new wife — a skinny wife.
Orlando, Florida
Four-year-old to mom: Mom, you should get a new husband — one that will do more stuff with us. And Daddy can get a new wife — a skinny wife.
Orlando, Florida
Older lady: What’s a whiffy?
Man, confused: What’s… a whiffy?
Older lady: Right there! It says, ‘Free whiffy’ — W-I-F-I.
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: Jen
Teen girl to friends: Oh, fuck, we’re in America.
Border of America and Italy, Epcot, Disney World
Florida
Overheard by: leaving ‘America’
Trailer trash mom to bow-legged child: Stop walkin’ like you got turds!
All Star Movies Resort, Disney World
Florida
Overheard by: Stitch Fan
Tween girl, to dad and three younger siblings: I can’t believe we’re eating dinner at a Target…
Target
Royal Palm Beach, Florida
Overheard by: spacerwoman
Angry woman on phone: Well, did you let Grandpa out of the cage?!
Venice, Florida
Overheard by: inyourendo
Woman looking at plate of fajitas: Ummm, I ordered fajitas.
Waiter: Those are fajitas…
Woman: Oh. [Begins eating fajitas.]
Chili’s
Oldsmar, Florida
Guy to room: If I’m a feminist, do I have to hate men?
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: imnotinmedskool
RA: Does anyone else have a question?
Freshman girl: Yeah, can we park overnight in the parking garage that has the ‘No overnight parking’ sign in front of it?
University of Central Florida
Florida
Overheard by: Christa
Dude on cell: Okay, here’s what you do — invite everyone over, fill the sprinkler systems with paint, and then just see what happens!
Mimi’s Café
Melbourne, Florida
Overheard by: MF Orange Slice
