Florida

Male golfer to 20-something son and his girlfriend: See, that's the problem golfing with a female. If there are no women here, the world is your toilet!

The Magnolia Golf Course, DisneyWorld
Orlando, Florida

Little boy whispering to old lady: Are you my secret friend?

Disney World
Florida

Overheard by: sara aliza

Man: My scrotum is so confused!

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Chelsea

20-ish girl: I suppose, but only if I can dress like a whore. That way, I’ll feel comfortable in my surroundings.

Disney World
Florida

Young woman: He was really sweet about the butt sex… If it’s possible to be sweet about butt sex.

Windermere, Florida

Overheard by: I think that’s entirely possible…

TA on cell: No, I do not want to play “guess who's pregnant?” again.

University of Florida

Overheard by: nick

Biology teacher: Parvo disease is a disease in mammals that can be fatal; squirrels, cats and dogs can all get it.
Kid, whispering quietly to himself: Ruff! Ruff ruff! Kaboom!

Florida

Dad to little boy: If it comes between your life and this camera, save the camera!

Animal Kingdom, Walt Disney World
Florida

Girl in car: Well, I guess Jesus is just going to have to go in between my legs.

Sunrise, Florida

Overheard by: Chez

Man to son, coming out of restroom: After what you tried to do to Tigger I'm not sure if you deserve that.

Disney World
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Tracy