Florida

And Can I Use Your Leg As a Scratching Post?

Patron #1: Keith is really sorry to have acted like that.
Bartender: Does he even realize how drunk he was?
Patron #1: I’m just saying, that is not the Keith we know
Patron #2: [starts laughing].
Bartender: Well, he is a nice guy, he just gets too drunk.
Patron #1: I’m just letting you know, that according to all the cats he knows, you are the meow [makes a pawing gesture].
Bartender: Okay, how drunk are you?
Patron #2: He doesn’t even know who Keith is.
Patron #1: Where are we?

Bennigans
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Chris

Good to Meet a Gentleman Of the Old School

Dude: Hey I’m Eddie*.
Chick: Yeah, I know. I’m Lauren*. We’ve met before.
Dude: Oh. Yeah. Well I just thought we should know each other’s name since we’re talking about anal.

The Beta Bar
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: just here for the show

Then Turn Them into a Headband for Church

Ghetto woman #1: Oooh, I like them shorts.
Ghetto woman #2: I know, girl. My buttcheeks hang all out in them. I’m going to wear them to the club and find me a good man.

Wet Seal
Bradenton, Florida

Overheard by: Rae Crider

I’d Recommend against Frying Bacon, Though

Chick on cell: You can do that naked?!
Dude: Honey, you can do a lot of things naked.

Blockbuster Video
Melbourne, Florida

Overheard by: Revulsion of People

Like What Happened to the Knights Templar?

Attending physician to resident: You’d be surprised what you can learn from someone’s anus.

Tampa General Emergency Room
Tampa, Florida

Dad: You Know, Honey, He’s Got a Point

Four-year-old to mom: Mom, you should get a new husband — one that will do more stuff with us. And Daddy can get a new wife — a skinny wife.

Orlando, Florida

Just Keep Walking, Beatrice

Older lady: What’s a whiffy?
Man, confused: What’s… a whiffy?
Older lady: Right there! It says, ‘Free whiffy’ — W-I-F-I.

Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Overheard by: Jen

See the Homeless People?

Teen girl to friends: Oh, fuck, we’re in America.

Border of America and Italy, Epcot, Disney World
Florida

Overheard by: leaving ‘America’

Um, Hello?

Trailer trash mom to bow-legged child: Stop walkin’ like you got turds!

All Star Movies Resort, Disney World
Florida

Overheard by: Stitch Fan

Aristocratic Children Are Sometimes Born into the Middle Class

Tween girl, to dad and three younger siblings: I can’t believe we’re eating dinner at a Target…

Target
Royal Palm Beach, Florida

Overheard by: spacerwoman

© 2026 OverheardEverywhere.com
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist