Dude: She has some sort of mental block about putting her legs above her head.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/45178.html
Overheard by: etherealagent
Dude: She has some sort of mental block about putting her legs above her head.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/45178.html
Overheard by: etherealagent
Girl #1: Every time I see him, he seems so sad.
Girl #2: Every time I see him, he seems so hot!
Girl #1: Well, yeah, but also… somewhat… homosexual.
overheardatyale.blogspot.com
Overheard by: JB
Obnoxious girl: If I got a quarter for every time I see someone hump a monument, I would be rich.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/12/james-mcgill-meet-r-kelly/
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Drunk skater #1: Yeah, he’s gotten a lot nicer since he got butt-raped in France.
Drunk skater #2: Yeah, I heard about that. Is that true?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Michael
Old grump #1: Well, you know how women boast.
Old grump #2: I know that. But I still cannot take her word for it that she is the best lay in the city.
Bloomingdale’s
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: the real deal
Husband, after girl he knew left table: That was Joe’s* little sister’s friend.
Wife: The one he fucked in the ass?
Husband: No, that was somebody else. This one only blew him.
Wife: Oh. She seems nice.
Diner
Long Island, New York
Dude #1: … And so I woke up, and I was naked!
Dude #2: What? Why were you naked?
Dude #1: Well, ’cause I was stripping, duh.
New Zealand
Bar patron: I might talk about it if I had a few drinks in me… But I’d never let someone do it!
Hawaii Bar
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: McNasty
Nine-year-old on Journey to Atlantis ride: Now we’re going to see the Sea Lord!
19-year-old next to him: Really? That sounds scary…
Nine-year-old: Yeah, he’s angry.
19-year-old: He’s angry? Why?
Nine-year-old: Because he doesn’t like flash photography.
Sea World
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Delilah Bloom
