Latina: I went to the beach and fell asleep and woke up black.
Lockport, Illinois
Latina: I went to the beach and fell asleep and woke up black.
Lockport, Illinois
Nerd: … And those are just a few of the reasons I’ve been thinking about taking up the harmonica again.
University of Colorado-Boulder
Colorado
Overheard by: amused prof
Girl #1: Stalkers are the best because they make you feel kind of loved.
Girl #2: I’ve never had a stalker!
Girl #1: Oh, God! You’ve never had a stalker?
Girl #2: Well, not really.
Girl #1: Stalkers are really the best. Like Kyle — he was the really creepy kind, because he actually touched my butt in the dining hall, and it was gross.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/daily.html
Overheard by: rvl
Dude: She has some sort of mental block about putting her legs above her head.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/45178.html
Overheard by: etherealagent
Girl #1: Every time I see him, he seems so sad.
Girl #2: Every time I see him, he seems so hot!
Girl #1: Well, yeah, but also… somewhat… homosexual.
overheardatyale.blogspot.com
Overheard by: JB
Obnoxious girl: If I got a quarter for every time I see someone hump a monument, I would be rich.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/12/james-mcgill-meet-r-kelly/
Overheard by:
Drunk skater #1: Yeah, he’s gotten a lot nicer since he got butt-raped in France.
Drunk skater #2: Yeah, I heard about that. Is that true?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Michael
Old grump #1: Well, you know how women boast.
Old grump #2: I know that. But I still cannot take her word for it that she is the best lay in the city.
Bloomingdale’s
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: the real deal
Husband, after girl he knew left table: That was Joe’s* little sister’s friend.
Wife: The one he fucked in the ass?
Husband: No, that was somebody else. This one only blew him.
Wife: Oh. She seems nice.
Diner
Long Island, New York
