Instead Of Silently Filming It, Like I Do Currently.

Guy to friend talking during movie: Dude, shut the fuck up! I'm gonna walk in while you're having sex and go, “aw, look, she's moaning!”

overheardattcnj.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Overheard at TCNJ

Posted on May 31, 2011
Feelings, Guys, Other sites, Sex, Threats

Little Lady Gaga Ended Up Proving Them Both Wrong.

Concerned mom: She's either going to grow up to be an assassin or a serial killer.
Concerned guy: What are the parents like?
Concerned mom: Quiet and normal.
Concerned guy: They always are.

Raleigh, North Carolina

Posted on May 26, 2011
Character, Gossip, Guys, Moms, North Carolina, Questions

I'd Try Men If I Could Find One to Clean Up After Me

Man #1: How you been?
Man #2: Pretty good.
Man #1: How's your wife?
Man #2: Aggravating.

Church
Thibodaux, Louisiana

Posted on May 24, 2011
Family ties, Guys, Louisiana, Maladies, Questions

That's Your Answer to Everything

Man #1, after hurricane: I'm trying to decide if I should hook up my freezer to the generator or wait a while longer.
Man #2: Well, squeeze your meat, and see if it's hard.

Houston, Texas

Posted on May 20, 2011
Advice, Food, Guys, Texas, Weirdness

So, All in All, It Was a Successful Party.

Girl: I look retarded!
Guy: My balls hurt.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on May 19, 2011
Balls, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Sensory experiences, Virginia

Mary Magdalen and Jesus Had This Misunderstanding All the Time

Guy to friend: So, when you shouted “god!” you really meant “whore”, right?

University of Maryland

Posted on May 18, 2011
God, Guys, Insults, Maryland, Questions, Words

Marlon Brando's Dream Would One Day Be Realized.

Girl, pulling bills from strapless dress: Yeah! They's my stripper dollars.
Boy: Man! Sure wish I had titties!

Portland, Oregon

Posted on May 17, 2011
Girls, Guys, Money, Oregon, Sex, Wishes

I'm Tempted to Remove My Diaper

Guy at party #1: Hey, hold on, did that baby get naked?
Guy at party #2: Yeah, man, it's hot in here.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Meech

Posted on May 11, 2011
Canadia, Guys, Offspring, Questions, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

I'll Barely Have Time to Throw a Fuck Into You

Guy holding another in headlock and punching him in the face, shouting across road to immensely fat girlfriend: Charl! Get that fucking taxi! We gotta get home or the babysitter'll want extra pay.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on May 11, 2011
Advice, England, Guys, Money, Weirdness

Alphonse Is a Great Wall Of Misinformation.

Man: Of course, back in the '70s, we didn't have China.

Chino, California

Posted on May 11, 2011
California, Geography, Guys, History, Stupidity

Guys