How Did We Meet? Funny Story, Actually…

Guy on cell: My mom's husband is my dad's wife's ex-husband. Now you know why I live in Seattle–as far away as I can get on the continental US.

Bank of America
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Thinking holidays must be rough

Posted on November 7, 2014
Default, Family ties, Geography, Guys, On the phone, Parents, Relationships, Washington, Weirdness

Then Can We Go to New York and See the Statue Of Blueberry?

Five-year-old to father: Yay! We're going to the bridge of pies!

Near “Bridge of Sighs”
Oxford
England

Posted on November 6, 2014
Colleges & Universities, Default, England, Food, Guys, Kids, Words

Be Careful Whose Army You Enlist In, Dear Reader

Very tall woman: I never hear you talk about your uncle. Is he dead?
Short man: No, he's still alive, but he's a Nazi.
Very tall woman: Ha ha.
Short man: No, really. He's a Nazi. He was in the SS and everything.

Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy

Posted on November 6, 2014
Death & dying, Family ties, Guys, Vermont, Women

You Have to Earn the Right to Stay in Paradise, Pal

Guido: Dude, I think your girlfriend is going to dump you. You fell off your chair inside and you punched me in the ribs twice when I got up to go to the bathroom.
Drunk Guido: No, she can’t dump me. She lets me put it in her ass!

Outside Restuarant
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on November 5, 2014
Ass, Backdoor, Drunks, Guys, Maryland, Pride, Relationships, Restaurants

Totally Worth It

Man to buddy: She’s the one who introduced me to the lesbian that beat me up after sex.

Adams Morgan, DC
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/sounds-like-my-kind-of-lesbian.html

Posted on October 9, 2014
Eavesdrop DC, Gossip, Guys, Washington, DC

Without Them, Donald Duck’s Too Creepy to Be a Role Model

Guy: Once you’ve seen him in his underwear you want to be just like him.

Huber’s restaurant
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/briefing.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on October 8, 2014
Fashion, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Philosophy, Restaurants

Mission: Impossible III Is Quite a Disappointment

Man: That was the most secure Mexican bathroom I’ve ever seen.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: didn’t bother to find out

Posted on June 7, 2014
Cleanliness, Guys, San Francisco

Period.

Chick: The bitch got an iPod and all kinds of cash from her family. She’s totally fuckin’ spoiled and it makes me sick. I finally told her, ‘Bitch, get your own fuckin’ tampons!’

http://ohinmpls.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: craig

Posted on December 1, 2013
Gripes, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis

Lex Decides to Shave His Head

Young man, thoughtfully: I think the reason I stopped believing in God was because when I was little I begged… I begged him to give me Superman’s powers. And he never did. He never did…

Rocky River, Ohio

Overheard by: Defying Gravity

Posted on December 1, 2013
God, Guys, Ohio

On Second Thought, I’ll Wheel Myself

Man pushing wheelchair lady, singing: Handicap, handicap, oh handy handy handy…

Epcot Park, Disney World
Florida

Overheard by: Euggh

Posted on December 1, 2013
Florida, Guys, Singing, Tourist attractions

Guys