Guy #1: What if Heather was a guy?
Guy #2: If Heather was a guy, then I’d be gay.
Guy #3: If I was a guy, then I’d be gay!
Guy #1: … Wait, what?
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl
Guy #1: What if Heather was a guy?
Guy #2: If Heather was a guy, then I’d be gay.
Guy #3: If I was a guy, then I’d be gay!
Guy #1: … Wait, what?
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl
Guy #1: Sometimes I pretend I’m gay to get chicks at parties.
Guy #2: Does that really work?
Guy #1: Nah… I mean, it’s worked once, but I’m not sure she was a she.
Guy #2: Sweet! I’ve gotta try that!
Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Regular
Guy: No, Derek* is definitely gay.
Girl #1: No, he’s not! He has naked pictures of girls all over his walls and MySpace and everything.
Girl #2: So? You know he only has those because he likes to paint chickens on them!
Seattle, Washington
Dude #1: Do you trim your pubes?
Dude #2: Um, what? No… Why?
Dude #1: I do…
Dude #2: Okay…
Dude #1: And I think I trimmed them too much…
Dude #2: And?
Dude #1: Well, now my dick is itchy…
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: damn hiatus
College guy: So, are you still a maybe-lesbian?
College girl, shrugging: I like penis much better. Chicks are crazy, but if one licks me, I’m not gonna complain if they’re hot.
University of Kentucky
Lexington, Kentucky
Guy, about Bob Barker: The show just won’t be the same without him. And the pet population is going to explode!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/only_if_we_forget_his_immortal.html
Overheard by: the truth hurts
