Mom trying to remove splinter from son’s hand: I’m sorry it hurts. When we get home you can take a bath. Sometimes that helps splinters come out.
Toddler, in between sobs: Okay… And this time I’ll try not to poop in the tub.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hannah
Boy #1: What’s a vagina?
Boy #2: Uh, a girl’s penis.
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: didn’t know she had a penis
Nine-year-old on Journey to Atlantis ride: Now we’re going to see the Sea Lord!
19-year-old next to him: Really? That sounds scary…
Nine-year-old: Yeah, he’s angry.
19-year-old: He’s angry? Why?
Nine-year-old: Because he doesn’t like flash photography.
Sea World
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Delilah Bloom
Kid running for shelter from rain: Why did Mother Nature betray us?!
Durham, North Carolina
10-year-old girl on broken bike: This is why I hate my life!
Campground
Ohio
Hobo: Hello, little girl.
Four-year-old girl: I’m not supposed to talk to strangers.
Hobo: Well, your vagina smells like vomit! [Mother gasps.]
Amherst, Massachusetts
Five-year-old girl in stall: Mommy, there’s lots of writing in here…
Mother in adjacent stall: Uh-huh… Don’t read it…
Truck stop
Charleston, West Virginia
Little girl, repeatedly: Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
Barnes & Noble
Melbourne, Florida
Kid #1: Man, you always say that word when you’re drunk.
Kid #2: Yeah, I know. I need to stop watching that Michael Richards video.
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Little girl when dad hands her balloon: I’ve been waiting all my life for this…
Chik-Fil-A
Newport News, Virginia
Overheard by: Audrey
