Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-on-view.html
Overheard by: paul
Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-on-view.html
Overheard by: paul
Boy #1: Why do you have all your stuff with you?
Boy #2, carrying oversized bag of athletic equipment: I have class at 3:50, then I have to ride straight over to practice.
Boy #1: Oh, that sucks.
Boy #2: Well, it could be worse. I could have syphilis.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/glass-half-full.html
Overheard by: lilly
Woman on cell: Yeah, I'm on my way to work. I gotta stop for cigarettes and a cocktail.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/its-ok-im-pilot.html
Overheard by: aaron
Skinny guy #1: I’m thinking our restaurant should have, like, taxidermied animals and tomato plants and stuff.
Skinny guy #2: Way cool!
Skinny guy #1: That way it could be like a museum of natural history full of the things people are eating, living or dead.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/business-plan.html
Overheard by: rich
Large white lady to small Mexican husband: I’m bleeding. [Pokes hubby, who ignores her.] Heyyy, I’m bleeding from my neck! Don’t you care?! [Hubby puts headphones on and looks out window.] I wish I knew you didn’t speak English before I married you!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/perfect-couple.html
Overheard by: corwin
Female shoplifting defendant: I’m just saying I didn’t have a vagina full of jewelry in 2005.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/coochie-court.html
Overheard by: woof
Woman: My life is surreal. His life is about anger and priorities.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/married-to-mob.html
Overheard by: rich
Kid, watching glockenspiel chime: Look mommy, a witch!
Mommy: No honey, that's a nun.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/nun-bun.html
Overheard by: natalie
Guy in pub: How can you have a scale of one to two?
Friend: It's a scale of one to seven, two being the highest. Our sins are a two.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/double-jeopardy.html
Overheard by: kj
Woman to male friend: I am trying to figure out how long 14 minutes and 6 minutes is in total.
Male friend: 20 minutes.
Woman: Regular math and time math are the same?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/numbers.html
Overheard by: benja