Homosexual Panic Strikes Edward without Warning

Guy bidding farewell to pals: You guys take care of yourselves in the car… I didn’t mean that like it came out.

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Overheard by: mike

Posted on April 7, 2019
Advice, Guys, Overheard in PDX

The Aroma Was Strangely Heavenly

Guy: Jesus puked in your car?

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Overheard by: rich

Posted on December 31, 2018
Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Jesus, Names, Overheard in PDX, Questions

So I Bought This Tape Recorder

Indian entrepreneur: I am tired of listening to people talking. I want to listen to me talking.

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Overheard by: rich

Posted on November 27, 2018
Bosses, Bringing it back to you, Gripes, Overheard in PDX, Wishes

In Recent Years, Mr. Rove’s Tastes Had Changed

Bra-less woman in tight pink polo shirt, to boyfriend: I asked Carl what his new girlfriend looked like, and he didn’t even hesitate — he just said, ‘Shrek’!

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Overheard by: stephanie

Posted on August 5, 2018
Beauty, Chicks, Overheard in PDX

I Almost Hit on Her, Too

50-something woman on bus: ..fishnet stockings, a skirt that barely covered *something,* and a bustier. I looked up, and it was my daughter.

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Overheard by: mehitabel

Posted on March 20, 2018
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Overheard in PDX, Women

That PhD in Fingerpainting Didn’t Earn Itself, Sister!

Woman #1: I can’t believe they set you up.
Woman #2: I know. I mean, the guy did not even have a college degree. I don’t want to sound like an elitist, but I am a doctor. What were they thinking?

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Overheard by: dave

Posted on December 6, 2016
Assholes, Default, Friends, Overheard in PDX, Women

Speed Bumps

Bar-hopping frat boy: She was begging me for a cab, not to put it in her poop chute.

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Overheard by: clinton

Posted on November 9, 2016
Backdoor, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Frat boy types, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX, Weirdness

So Maybe a Woman President Would Be Okay

Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.

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Overheard by: paul

Posted on October 31, 2016
Ladies who lunch, Overheard in PDX, Vagina

As My Mom Used to Say to Us When We Were Little Kids

Boy #1: Why do you have all your stuff with you?
Boy #2, carrying oversized bag of athletic equipment: I have class at 3:50, then I have to ride straight over to practice.
Boy #1: Oh, that sucks.
Boy #2: Well, it could be worse. I could have syphilis.

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Overheard by: lilly

Posted on June 6, 2016
Guys, Maladies, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Time Management

Government Job?

Woman on cell: Yeah, I'm on my way to work. I gotta stop for cigarettes and a cocktail.

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Overheard by: aaron

Posted on September 16, 2015
Drinking & drunks, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Overheard in PDX, Smoking, Women

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