That PhD in Fingerpainting Didn’t Earn Itself, Sister!

Woman #1: I can’t believe they set you up.
Woman #2: I know. I mean, the guy did not even have a college degree. I don’t want to sound like an elitist, but I am a doctor. What were they thinking?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/doctor-love.html

Overheard by: dave

Posted on December 6, 2016
Assholes, Default, Friends, Overheard in PDX, Women

Speed Bumps

Bar-hopping frat boy: She was begging me for a cab, not to put it in her poop chute.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/old-town-new-men.html

Overheard by: clinton

Posted on November 9, 2016
Backdoor, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Frat boy types, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX, Weirdness

So Maybe a Woman President Would Be Okay

Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-on-view.html

Overheard by: paul

Posted on October 31, 2016
Ladies who lunch, Overheard in PDX, Vagina

As My Mom Used to Say to Us When We Were Little Kids

Boy #1: Why do you have all your stuff with you?
Boy #2, carrying oversized bag of athletic equipment: I have class at 3:50, then I have to ride straight over to practice.
Boy #1: Oh, that sucks.
Boy #2: Well, it could be worse. I could have syphilis.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/glass-half-full.html

Overheard by: lilly

Posted on June 6, 2016
Guys, Maladies, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Time Management

Government Job?

Woman on cell: Yeah, I'm on my way to work. I gotta stop for cigarettes and a cocktail.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/its-ok-im-pilot.html

Overheard by: aaron

Posted on September 16, 2015
Drinking & drunks, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Overheard in PDX, Smoking, Women

Don’t Trust Skinny People with Your Food

Skinny guy #1: I’m thinking our restaurant should have, like, taxidermied animals and tomato plants and stuff.
Skinny guy #2: Way cool!
Skinny guy #1: That way it could be like a museum of natural history full of the things people are eating, living or dead.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/business-plan.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on September 4, 2015
Airports & flights, Animals, Default, Food, Guys, Oregon, Overheard in PDX, Skinny people, Wishes

Good Thing “Shut Up, You Cow” Is Easy to Convey with Body Language

Large white lady to small Mexican husband: I’m bleeding. [Pokes hubby, who ignores her.] Heyyy, I’m bleeding from my neck! Don’t you care?! [Hubby puts headphones on and looks out window.] I wish I knew you didn’t speak English before I married you!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/perfect-couple.html

Overheard by: corwin