So Maybe a Woman President Would Be Okay

Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-on-view.html

Overheard by: paul

Posted on October 31, 2016
Ladies who lunch, Overheard in PDX, Vagina

As My Mom Used to Say to Us When We Were Little Kids

Boy #1: Why do you have all your stuff with you?
Boy #2, carrying oversized bag of athletic equipment: I have class at 3:50, then I have to ride straight over to practice.
Boy #1: Oh, that sucks.
Boy #2: Well, it could be worse. I could have syphilis.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/glass-half-full.html

Overheard by: lilly

Posted on June 6, 2016
Guys, Maladies, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Time Management

Government Job?

Woman on cell: Yeah, I'm on my way to work. I gotta stop for cigarettes and a cocktail.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/its-ok-im-pilot.html

Overheard by: aaron

Posted on September 16, 2015
Drinking & drunks, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Overheard in PDX, Smoking, Women

Don’t Trust Skinny People with Your Food

Skinny guy #1: I’m thinking our restaurant should have, like, taxidermied animals and tomato plants and stuff.
Skinny guy #2: Way cool!
Skinny guy #1: That way it could be like a museum of natural history full of the things people are eating, living or dead.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/business-plan.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on September 4, 2015
Airports & flights, Animals, Default, Food, Guys, Oregon, Overheard in PDX, Skinny people, Wishes

Good Thing “Shut Up, You Cow” Is Easy to Convey with Body Language

Large white lady to small Mexican husband: I’m bleeding. [Pokes hubby, who ignores her.] Heyyy, I’m bleeding from my neck! Don’t you care?! [Hubby puts headphones on and looks out window.] I wish I knew you didn’t speak English before I married you!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/perfect-couple.html

Overheard by: corwin

Posted on August 4, 2015
Airports & flights, Assholes, Default, Fat people, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Language barrier, Oregon, Overheard in PDX, Women

There Were Also Doubloons in There

Female shoplifting defendant: I’m just saying I didn’t have a vagina full of jewelry in 2005.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/coochie-court.html

Overheard by: woof

Posted on July 30, 2015
Default, Overheard in PDX, Vagina, Women

Deleted Lyrics from “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off”

Woman: My life is surreal. His life is about anger and priorities.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/married-to-mob.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on July 26, 2015
Chicks, Gripes, Overheard in PDX

Their Evil Is More Insidious

Kid, watching glockenspiel chime: Look mommy, a witch!
Mommy: No honey, that's a nun.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/nun-bun.html

Overheard by: natalie

Posted on July 15, 2015
Compare and contrast, Kids, Magic, Moms, Overheard in PDX, Parenting, Religion

So, With the Curve, That's a Sixteen.

Guy in pub: How can you have a scale of one to two?
Friend: It's a scale of one to seven, two being the highest. Our sins are a two.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/double-jeopardy.html

Overheard by: kj

Posted on July 6, 2015
Default, Friends, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Religion, Weirdness

Yes, But Only Because It's After Noon.

Woman to male friend: I am trying to figure out how long 14 minutes and 6 minutes is in total.
Male friend: 20 minutes.
Woman: Regular math and time math are the same?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/numbers.html

Overheard by: benja

Posted on June 27, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Stupidity, Women

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