Overheard in PDX

There Were Also Doubloons in There

Female shoplifting defendant: I’m just saying I didn’t have a vagina full of jewelry in 2005.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/coochie-court.html

Overheard by: woof

Posted on July 30, 2015
Default, Overheard in PDX, Vagina, Women

Deleted Lyrics from “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off”

Woman: My life is surreal. His life is about anger and priorities.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/married-to-mob.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on July 26, 2015
Chicks, Gripes, Overheard in PDX

Their Evil Is More Insidious

Kid, watching glockenspiel chime: Look mommy, a witch!
Mommy: No honey, that's a nun.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/nun-bun.html

Overheard by: natalie

Posted on July 15, 2015
Compare and contrast, Kids, Magic, Moms, Overheard in PDX, Parenting, Religion

So, With the Curve, That's a Sixteen.

Guy in pub: How can you have a scale of one to two?
Friend: It's a scale of one to seven, two being the highest. Our sins are a two.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/double-jeopardy.html

Overheard by: kj

Posted on July 6, 2015
Default, Friends, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Religion, Weirdness

Yes, But Only Because It's After Noon.

Woman to male friend: I am trying to figure out how long 14 minutes and 6 minutes is in total.
Male friend: 20 minutes.
Woman: Regular math and time math are the same?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/numbers.html

Overheard by: benja

Posted on June 27, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Stupidity, Women

What Happens When You Only Let Your Kids Read ee cummings

Girl #1: Oh my god! At work today, the kids had to write stories and they are the worst writers ever! One kid had an entire paragraph with no periods, and a bunch of them were capitalizing days of the week and stuff. It was awful.
Girl #2: You're supposed to capitalize days of the week.
Girl #1, in embarrassed awe: No! You're kidding, right? I told them they weren't supposed to…

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/thursdays-child-has-far-to-go.html

Overheard by: lauren

Posted on June 16, 2015
Compare and contrast, Education, Girls, Kids, Overheard in PDX, Stupidity

He’s Now Extinct

Woman: I can’t believe my friend pterodactyled me yesterday.

Stumptown Coffee House
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/02/jurassic-position.html

Overheard by: jose

Posted on October 28, 2014
Chicks, Kink, Overheard in PDX

It Didn’t Fit

Man on phone: Where’s Joey? [To someone at the table] Where’s Joey? [Into phone] He’s in the bathroom trying on a dress.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/which-bathroom.html

Overheard by: bananna lee fishbones

Posted on October 11, 2014
Coworkers, Gossip, Overheard in PDX

Without Them, Donald Duck’s Too Creepy to Be a Role Model

Guy: Once you’ve seen him in his underwear you want to be just like him.

Huber’s restaurant
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/briefing.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on October 8, 2014
Fashion, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Philosophy, Restaurants

We Could Pretend We're a Siamese Twin

Guy to female bartender: Why don't we just date other people together?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/proposal.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on January 8, 2010
Bartenders, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX, Relationships, Sex