Overheard in PDX

Lady with mic: Nothing is more powerful than Jesus! He die; he get up!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/remax.html

Overheard by: lab

Woman #1: Well, you know, we're screwed either way. Whether Obama or that other guy with the lump on the side of his face wins.
Woman #2: McCain?
Woman #1: Yeah! I mean, he turns one way and it's just all… (uses hands to demonstrate) There! What the fuck is that?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/lumpy.html

Overheard by: kris.

Man: Styrofoam… Just thinking of it sends chills up and down my spine. Man, I hate that stuff.

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Overheard by: aaron

Guy bidding farewell to pals: You guys take care of yourselves in the car… I didn’t mean that like it came out.

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Overheard by: mike

Guy: Jesus puked in your car?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/last-supper.html

Overheard by: rich

Indian entrepreneur: I am tired of listening to people talking. I want to listen to me talking.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/internal-dialogue.html

Overheard by: rich

Bra-less woman in tight pink polo shirt, to boyfriend: I asked Carl what his new girlfriend looked like, and he didn’t even hesitate — he just said, ‘Shrek’!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/07/green-around-gills.html

Overheard by: stephanie

50-something woman on bus: ..fishnet stockings, a skirt that barely covered *something,* and a bustier. I looked up, and it was my daughter.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/what-party-was-mom-at.html

Overheard by: mehitabel

Woman #1: I can’t believe they set you up.
Woman #2: I know. I mean, the guy did not even have a college degree. I don’t want to sound like an elitist, but I am a doctor. What were they thinking?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/doctor-love.html

Overheard by: dave

Bar-hopping frat boy: She was begging me for a cab, not to put it in her poop chute.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/old-town-new-men.html

Overheard by: clinton