Bus 31, Maintain Blissful Ignorance. Over.

Bus 20 operator to dispatch: Yeah, there are a lot of warning signals on that I’ve never seen before. Should I be worried?

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Overheard by: the blankenships

Posted on March 4, 2023
Bus drivers, Overheard in PDX, Questions

A Confusion Often Found in Young Big Bad Wolves

Mom: Can you sit there and be mommy's good boy just a little longer? We're almost done shopping.
Boy: No. I'm not your good boy. I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh you aren't? Then will you be a big boy for me?
Boy: No, I'm not your big boy! I'm not your big boy, and I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh really, then what are you?
Boy: I'm a grandma!

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Overheard by: kari

Posted on December 16, 2022
Default, Family ties, Guys, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX, Parenting, Questions, Shopping, Should have used a condom

Some Peer Counselors' Life Lessons Are Better Than Others

Dude #1: Dude, if you're gonna artificially inseminate your sister's girlfriend, you gotta fuck her, right?
Dude #2: Absolutely!
Dude #1: Otherwise, you got no respect for yourself.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/sperm-bank.html

Overheard by: elizabeth

Posted on October 26, 2022
Advice, Default, Feelings, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Pregnancy, Questions, Sexuality

The Man Hopes; the Woman Knows

Old man: Are you going somewhere exciting?
Girl with suitcase: Not really. But when I get there, I’m getting laid.

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Overheard by: aaron

Posted on October 10, 2022
Gossip, Old folks, Overheard in PDX, Tourists

Sure, Alberto. Sure.

Yelling man: Don’t try to pick my pocket! I’m in the FBI! I have a badge! I know the Constitution! I could kill you!

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Overheard by: b!X

Posted on September 21, 2022
Crazies, Overheard in PDX, Threats

Like His Penis, Once.

Creepy, vacant-eyed hipster, apropos of nothing: Jesus loves you. He made you. He shows me things.

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Overheard by: Jen

Posted on May 15, 2022
Creepsters, Hipsters, Jesus, Overheard in PDX, Religious fanatics, Weirdness

Unless They Were Capri Pants

Philosopher: The world would be a better place if everyone wore pants.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/05/well-yeah-duh.html

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on May 3, 2022
Idiots, Overheard in PDX, Philosophy

The Day Our Latin Teacher Just Lost It

Yeller: I brought you peanuts and toilet paper as a peace offering, and what did you bring me? Nothing! You brought me nothing! What does that say about our relationship?!

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Overheard by: michael