The Man Hopes; the Woman Knows

Yeller: I brought you peanuts and toilet paper as a peace offering, and what did you bring me? Nothing! You brought me nothing! What does that say about our relationship?!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/07/for-man-who-has-everything.html

Overheard by: michael

Posted on February 25, 2022
Crazies, Gifts, Gripes, Overheard in PDX

Best Tofu, Though

Whiny girl: Oh my god, that chicken is terrible!
Hipster chick: That’s because it’s tofu.
Whiny girl: Yeah, worst chicken ever.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/tastes-like-chicken.html

Overheard by: sarafist

Posted on February 7, 2022
Food, Hipsters, Overheard in PDX

Get in Line

Father to crying son holding Spider-Man card: That damn Tobey Maguire is ruining my life!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/with-great-power-comes-great.html

Overheard by: artwork

Posted on February 1, 2022
Dads, Gripes, Overheard in PDX

A Rare Spotting of the Tufted Gay Hobo

Hobo: Hey, man, can you spare a quarter?
Suit: Sure. Here you go.
Hobo: Thanks. [Calling after suit] I like your outfit!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: rich

Posted on December 11, 2021
Clothing, Compliments, Hobos, Overheard in PDX

I Don't Want To Know What the “Bread” Was

Girl on cell: His thing…it was like a big lamb sandwich!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/we-call-it-beastilicious.html

Overheard by: aaron

Posted on February 5, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in PDX, Penis, Sexuality, Weirdness

…According to Perez.

Small child to father: You're a sad puppy that burps. You're a stinky puppy that's sad… and burps.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/daddys-little-girl.html

Overheard by: elizabeth

Posted on April 17, 2020
Animals, Burping & farting, Compare and contrast, Family ties, Overheard in PDX, Should have used a condom

Overheard in PDX