Girl at brunch: Are your parents from… anywhere?
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/they-are-as-matter-of-fact.html
Overheard by: tim
Girl at brunch: Are your parents from… anywhere?
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/they-are-as-matter-of-fact.html
Overheard by: tim
Guy: She’s Irish, so I really hope at some point she says: “Shut yer piehole!”
Girl: I could pay her ten bucks to say it, unless that violated the pie hole code.
Guy: First rule of pie hole: There is no pie hole code.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/06/american-guy-apparently-on-his-way-to.html
Overheard by: tim
Mom to little kid: How was Tae Kwon Do, honey? Did you learn how to break someone’s nose?
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/cute-soccer-mom-picking-up-cute-little.html
Overheard by: jeff
High school student: She’s a two faced bitch, but not in a bad way.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/04/high-school-student-at-lowell-high.html
Overheard by: emily
Guy on cell: I believe in signs, dude. I took a dump and it was totally shaped like a boot. I'm going to Italy.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/07/guy-discussing-his-vacation-plans.html
Overheard by: alicia
Chick: Well, as I was writing this massive document I kept thinking about that thing about how you eat an elephant…
Dude: How?
Chick: One bite at a time.
Dude: Ahhh. You know how you bury a giraffe?
Chick: No, how?
Dude: You cut it up with a chainsaw.
Chick: [Silence.]Dude: I saw pictures from the zoo when they had to cut one up.
Chick: They took pictures?!
Dude: Yeah… I’m not sure why.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/overheard-short-play.html
Overheard by: mk
Four-year-old: Mommy, that girl speaks English!
Mother: Yes, she does.
Four-year-old: But nobody here speaks English. Does she really speak English?
Mother: Of course she speaks English! She's white!
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/canadians-in-ecuador.html
Overheard by: katie
Panicky chick: Did you make eye contact with a man pissing in an alley?!
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/horrified-hipster-to-her-walking.html
Overheard by: sarah
Dude: He made out with a hooker?! No one makes out with a hooker! What was he thinking?!
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/guy-in-suit-talking-on-cell.html
Overheard by: j
Dreamer: I always wanted to be in the little pokey-outy thing on top of a caboose.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/man-with-simple-dreams.html
Overheard by: mk
