Guy on cell: I believe in signs, dude. I took a dump and it was totally shaped like a boot. I'm going to Italy.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/07/guy-discussing-his-vacation-plans.html
Overheard by: alicia
Guy on cell: I believe in signs, dude. I took a dump and it was totally shaped like a boot. I'm going to Italy.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/07/guy-discussing-his-vacation-plans.html
Overheard by: alicia
Chick: Well, as I was writing this massive document I kept thinking about that thing about how you eat an elephant…
Dude: How?
Chick: One bite at a time.
Dude: Ahhh. You know how you bury a giraffe?
Chick: No, how?
Dude: You cut it up with a chainsaw.
Chick: [Silence.]Dude: I saw pictures from the zoo when they had to cut one up.
Chick: They took pictures?!
Dude: Yeah… I’m not sure why.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/overheard-short-play.html
Overheard by: mk
Four-year-old: Mommy, that girl speaks English!
Mother: Yes, she does.
Four-year-old: But nobody here speaks English. Does she really speak English?
Mother: Of course she speaks English! She's white!
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/canadians-in-ecuador.html
Overheard by: katie
Panicky chick: Did you make eye contact with a man pissing in an alley?!
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/horrified-hipster-to-her-walking.html
Overheard by: sarah
Dude: He made out with a hooker?! No one makes out with a hooker! What was he thinking?!
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/guy-in-suit-talking-on-cell.html
Overheard by: j
Dreamer: I always wanted to be in the little pokey-outy thing on top of a caboose.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/man-with-simple-dreams.html
Overheard by: mk
Loud girl in outdoor bar: My vagina’s not working tonight.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/she-must-be-in-good-union.html
Overheard by: katie
Chick: He loves to vacuum. No, wait, not vacuum. What’s that thing you do to your lawn? Mow! He likes to mow.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/girl-on-her-great-new-guy.html
Overheard by: mk
Office grunt: Valentine’s Day lunch is for people who are having affairs. I’ve worked every Valentine’s Day. The nights are all couples, but the days are all people who say they’re coworkers but then grab each other’s legs under the table.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/02/special-valentines-message-from-savvy.html
Overheard by: mk
Teen to another: Man, there's DNA all over the streets!
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/08/overheard-near-crocker-galleria-but.html
Overheard by: jessica
