Woman: How was church? Did you learn anything in Sunday school?
Girl: No.
Cracker Barrel restroom
Virginia
Woman: How was church? Did you learn anything in Sunday school?
Girl: No.
Cracker Barrel restroom
Virginia
High school student #1: Sir, what movie are we going to be watching?
Teacher: Well, until we get the VCR fixed, we’ll be watching dead air.
High school student #2: What year was that movie made, sir?
Bus
Windsor, Ontario
Canadia
Girl #1: Who would you rather sleep with, Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Girl #2: Um, Voldemort.
Girl #1: What?! Why?
Girl #2: I dunno! I mean, Dumbledore’s got that beard… Like, it might get all, you know, up in there.
Girl #1: You’d fuck pure evil because he’s clean-shaven?
Harry Potter party
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: harrynhermione
Girl on cell: How did the labia reduction go?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hello, you’re in freakin’ public!
Three-year-old boy: Mum, where is your vagina?
Mum: Tom, you know where it is…
Three-year-old boy: Ohhh, is that it, under all that hair?
Ladies’ room
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Anna
Girl #1: Oh my god!
Girl #2: Hm?
Girl #1: I think Charlie ate my soul!
Girl #2: … Is that a euphemism for something I don’t want to hear about?
38X bus
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: this bus is weird…
Girl: The schedule says ‘Icebreaker activity.’ Do you think that will involve a lot of bodily contact?
Washington, DC
Teen girl to friend: Did you really think it was a coincidence that the week after you started bathing regularly you lost your virginity?
The Urban School
San Francisco, California
Bored teen girl in long line: This ChapStick says it hasn’t been tested on animals. How would you test ChapStick on an animal? Like, what animal would you test it on? A walrus?
Comerica Park
Detroit, Michigan
Overheard by: SayHey
Kid running for shelter from rain: Why did Mother Nature betray us?!
Durham, North Carolina
