Where Are You Going with This?

Drunk: Two of my three girlfriends just dumped me. I'm looking for replacements.
Cute blonde: Do you like beer?
Drunk: Yes.
Cute blonde: In your face?

Carlton
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: itookherhome

Posted on July 8, 2026
Australia, Chicks, Comebacks, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Questions

Do You Move When You Have Sex With Her?

Guy on phone: Does she move when you have sex with her? Maybe that's the problem.

University Park, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Bill

Posted on July 4, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sex, Weirdness

Seems Like It’s Every Freaking Month

Girl: Oh, and guess what else happened?
Boyfriend: What?
Girl: I got my period again! What the hell?!

Eaton Centre, Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on July 3, 2026
Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Questions

But If Enough Rain Builds Up, You Can Watch Me Walk on Water

Angry traveler: The flight’s canceled because of weather?!? Can’t you do something?
Airline counter man: Ma’am, despite my godlike appearance, I cannot control the weather.

O’Hare Airport
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: He’s not so Godlike

Posted on June 30, 2026
Airports & flights, Beauty, Bragging, Compliments, Default, Employees, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Weather, Women

Which Is Why My Boyfriend’s Here at the Doctor’s

Guy: Do you spit or swallow?
Preppy girl: I don’t know. I just chew.

Florida

Posted on June 23, 2026
BJs, Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Stupidity

Have I Ever Shown You Your Birthing Video, Sweetie?

Little boy waiting in line with his mom: Mommy, have you ever been ripped apart?

Lane Bryant
St Cloud, Minnesota

Overheard by: Jesi

Posted on June 22, 2026
Default, Kids, Minnesota, Questions, Violence

Guess Which One’s from Jersey

Chick #1: The problem with buying a house seized by the police? Someone could have been murdered there.
Chick #2: That’s not a problem, that’s a bonus!

Aurora, Colorado