STDs

Frat guy #1: Dude, what is wrong with you tonight? You were all fidgety in there!
Frat guy #2: Yeah… You remember that blonde chick? She gave me syphilis, man. It's itchy as fuck!

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Just pretend like you didn't hear that…

Suit: Well, no, I've never had an STD before…why, do you want to give me one?

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: wallflower

Woman on cell: Make sure you put it in a baggie so it doesn't get cooties everywhere. You know.

Back Bay Station
Boston, Massachusetts

Voice across patio: So, I'm trying to be good mom, so I took the gonorrhea test. I'm all about the penis.

Billings, Montana

Teen girl: I think I'm going to lie on my bed in a butterfly position.
Friend: Oh, to air out your STD?

Cleveland Heights, Ohio

Overheard by: evanescent