Riverdale Hasn't Been the Same Since Archie Went Off the Rails

Teenage girl #1: I mean, what's the point of dating an ugly, short, junior with herpes and acne if he doesn't even have his learner's permit?
Teenage girl #2: Shut up and eat.

Shari's Restaurant
Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 8, 2018
Age and ageing, Beauty, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Oregon, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, STDs, Teens

Isn't That a Song from Rent?

Guy #1: Yeah, getting crabs would suck.
Guy #2: Totally. But Aids would suck worse. There's no shampoo for Aids.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/416361786/youre-kidding.html

Overheard by: too soon? I think so

Posted on July 5, 2018
Feelings, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, STDs

Let the Nitpicking Begin!

Guy to girlfriend: You know, I got the crabs.
Girlfriend: Emm… okay.
Guy: Guess what?
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: You got 'em too, stupid!

San Francisco, California

Posted on January 7, 2018
Comebacks, Couples, Insults, Questions, San Francisco, STDs, Stupidity

It Was Just a Few Tiny Bumps in the Road

College student: As soon as I get rid of this molluscum, watch out, I am on the prowl again.

Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: I hear ya

Posted on June 9, 2016
Default, Offers and requests, Sexuality, STDs, Students, Virginia

Though Not As Shitty As If You Had Rampant Syphilis. Trust Me.

Biology professor: This Friday I'm going to talk about STIs, and you're all going to have a shitty weekend.

Alton, Illinois

Overheard by: M

Posted on January 14, 2016
Education, Illinois, STDs, Teachers, Threats

Of Course, They Also Don’t Sleep with You

Lesbian: True friends don’t believe you have STDs!

Energy-Alternative club
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Christine

Posted on December 11, 2015
Lesbos, Rhode Island, STDs

Who Says Today's Young Men Aren't Philosophers?

Guy #1: Yo, dawg, you got herpes. You got herpes, dawg!
Guy #2: Well, you got HIV!
Guy #1: Herpes is worse, dawg!
Guy #2: No, it ain't!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 9, 2015
Guys, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, STDs

…Before You Bleed Them Dry

Clueless girl: My computer has a virus.
Computer geek: You need an external hard drive to transfer the files you want to keep.
Clueless girl: Can't I just transfer it to another computer?
Computer geek: No, the virus will spread.
Clueless girl: (blank stare)
Computer geek: Its like fucking someone with AIDS.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on July 30, 2015
Advice, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Girls, STDs, Technology

So This Summer I Learned How to Snatch-Gargle

20-something chick, pouring wine: I hear wine is a good cure for gonorrhea.

Tiger Noodles
Princeton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Brokeass Harem

Posted on July 14, 2015
Chicks, Default, Drinking & drunks, Food, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Restaurants, STDs

That Makes Me Feel Less Bad About Sleeping with Him Behind Your Back

Angry girl: He. Gave. Me. Go-no-rrhe-a!
Calm girl: So? (pause) You're not getting back with him?

Pierpont Dorm
UMass, Amherst

Posted on June 22, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Sex, STDs, Words