Weirdest. Job Interview. Ever.

Man on cell in very quiet bus: Look. I took the pills, I put the powder in my pants, I don't have cooties anymore!

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Kat from Tacoma

Posted on December 4, 2021
Bus, Guys, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, STDs, Undies, Washington

It May Be the First Test I Pass This Semester!

Girl: Where you going?
Guy: I am gonna go get tested for AIDS!
Girl: What?
Guy: You know, HIV! It's free!

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on August 25, 2021
Alabama, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Guys, Money, Questions, STDs

Her “Extra Help Sessions” Are Well-Attended

LSAT instructor: So, these female sage grouse do a visual inspection to make sure the males don’t have an infection before mating. If I had the same attention to detail, maybe I wouldn’t have gotten chlamydia three times.

Ft. Worth, Texas

Overheard by: Not So Hot For Teacher

Posted on August 31, 2020
STDs, Teachers, Texas

…Thanks to All That Community Fingering at the Lakes.

Guy #1: So what I'm not clear on is how the penis and vagina work.
Guy #2: Well, how are you doing on STDs?
Guy #1: I'm still a little unsure about some, but I have syphilis down pat!

Finger Lakes Community College
New York

Posted on March 30, 2020
Body parts, Guys, New York, Questions, STDs, Stupidity

Tonight's Movie: Grumpy Old Gonorrhea

Wannabe cowboy on cell: Dude, I gotta tell you about my STD from the silent film era! (long pause) Okay, ready? Okay: I made out with a chick who was 52 years old!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363455312/chick.html

Overheard by: hope she had a charlie chaplin mustache