They Told Him to Burn Things

Teen girl: He was lying on my boobs and he said he could hear them talking.

Salem Center Mall
Salem, Oregon

Overheard by: Tess Miller

Posted on November 25, 2013
Oregon, Rack, Teens

…Which Is Weird, Because I Keep Fucking Complete Douches.

Teen girl #1: Tell him it's a date. I need to get laid.
Teen girl #2: Oh my goodness.
Teen girl #1: My vagina has cobwebs!

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Carly

Posted on July 23, 2011
Canadia, Feelings, Teens, Vagina, Wishes

That's What You Keep Saying About Your Pregnancies!

Teenager #1: Why does the train keep stopping?
Teenager #2: Because it has to stop at train stations.
Teenager #1: Ohmigod, train stations are so random!

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Angela

Posted on March 29, 2011
Australia, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Teens

And I'm Allergic to Flannel.

Anime-loving teenager on cell: So it's like I'm a lesbian in a man's body. Except I like boys.

CTrain
Calgary
Canadia

Posted on February 11, 2011
Canadia, Gender issues, On the phone, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness

The Feminator Was a Surprisingly Popular Superhero

14-year-old boy, running down the hall after another: You're feminating me.

Newfoundland
Canadia

Posted on January 29, 2011
Canadia, Kids, Teens, Weirdness, Words

When You Built Me That Bird-Feeder from Scratch

Sixteen-year-old blonde goth: I think I want to be a lesbian.
Teenage friend: I thought you were one.

Salem, Oregon

Overheard by: Geneva

Posted on December 7, 2010
Bringing it back to you, Gender issues, Goths, Oregon, Sexuality, Teens, Wishes

Isn't That The L Word's Go-To Plot?

High school girl on phone: Wait… How do I rape you?

Denver, Colorado

Posted on October 30, 2010
Colorado, Questions, Sexuality, Teens, Threats, Weirdness

Guys See Life Itself As a Huge Taco Party

Guy: What are you all doing?
Teen girl #1, waving taco: We're having a taco party.
Teen girl #2: Taco party!
Guy: Awesome! Keep on keeping on!

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: I want a Taco Party

Posted on September 28, 2010
Food, Girls, Guys, Questions, Teens, Texas

Good to See Kids Become Self-Mocking

Teen girl, holding candy bar: Why does it have to be so big? I can't take all this. (pause) That's what I said!

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 21, 2010
Food, Penis, Pennsylvania, Sex, Teens, Words

The BP Oil Spill? Really?

Teen girl: But let's face it: if you walk in to a porn shop handcuffed, people are going to assume that you had something to do with it.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on September 15, 2010
Kink, Oregon, Teens, Weirdness

Teens