Teens

Pregnant teen waiting in lunch line: Yeah, I'm having the shower at my grandma's. My mom said she did not send me to that fancy Catholic school just so I could get knocked up.

Publis High School
Cincinnati, Ohio

Teenage girl walking with friends: Oh, she's pretty, I can be friends with her.

Denver, Colorado

Teenage girl being pushed in shopping trolley, singing loudly: Nineteen! You're only nineteen, for god's sake, oh, you don't need a boyfriend!
Teenage boy pushing girl, monotone: Everybody is looking at you. They think you're a lesbian.
Teenage girl: I feel like such a rebel! But we should return this trolley, like dutiful citizens.

Geelong
Victoria
Australia

Teen girl #1: I think we need to get her a rebound guy.
Teen girl #2: Don't you think it's a bit soon? Paul died like two weeks ago.
Teen girl #1: Hmm. I guess. (pause) Maybe just for weekends then?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, okay.

Bus Stop
Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: cara

Teen girl #1: You know, in some ways I really despise you.
Teen girl #2: What?!
Teen girl #1: It's okay, I didn't mean it; I just wanted to say something to hurt your feelings!

Shropshire
England

Blonde teenager: Look at her. She's either a whore or a dyke.
Friend: That's why my dad doesn't let me drink Slurpees.

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Dylan

Singing teen: If you find yourself in a situation where you’re gonna have sex with a leopard, don’t, because it’s gross.

148 bus
Ottawa
Canadia

Teen: What do you think made Elmer famous? It wasn’t the glue — it was the Fudd.

Cincinnati Street
Cincinnati, Ohio

Teen girl #1: I really feel like our relationship is progressing. There’s a closeness that wasn’t there before.
Teen girl #2: Awww, really?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, he added me on MySpace.

Hawaii

Overheard by: Invisible

Teen girl: I know! It’s the same with my uterus. I just want to rip it out sometimes.

Covington, Washington

Overheard by: Trevor