These People Are Everywhere

Thugette: I ain’t talking to you no more!
Thug: Well, let me ask you a question — about you.
Thugette: Alright.
Thug: What you heard about me?!

Downtown Mall
Charlottesville, Virginia

Posted on July 18, 2023
Bringing it back to you, Girls, Gossip, Gripes, Malls, Questions, Thugs, Virginia

As Demanded by the Quality of Your Recent Essays

Professor: Okay, time to get back to class.
Student: But this conversation is so rewarding.
Professor: Sorry, but some of us have to go out drinking later tonight.

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on June 15, 2023
Bringing it back to you, Comebacks, Drinking & drunks, Education, Overheard at UMBC, Students, Teachers

From Containing All That Evil?

Girl #1: Do you think anyone’s like… Actually a good person?
[long pause]Girl #2: Ugh, my stomach really hurts today.

Drew University
Madison, New Jersey

Posted on July 26, 2021
Bringing it back to you, Character, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Maladies, New Jersey, Questions, Sorority types, Students

I Can Hear You All Blinking

Boy to giggling girl #1: I like your eyelashes, they're really long.
(jealous silence)
Giggling girl #2: The rest of us have eyelashes too!

Twickenham
England

Overheard by: Becca

Posted on November 8, 2020
Body parts, Bringing it back to you, Compliments, England, Girls, Guys

That Consists Mostly of Panting and Licking Strangers

Drunk girl: You know, me and Jared are a lot alike. We both kind of throw ourselves out there with the same kind of desperation, only mine… is a more quiet desperation.

University of Idaho
Idaho

Overheard by: Funnygirl