Asia

Girl: Okay, let's catch up on Tuesday. Oh, wait, when's Tuesday?

Jakarta
Indonesia

20-something Jewish guy, breaking silence: It ain't easy growing up Jewish in New York City.
20-something friend: Will you stop going on about that to every person we meet?

Boat Tour
Central Vietnam

Overheard by: its not easy growing up

Intense guy, shouting: It's a fact! But I don't have any proof.

Kathmandu
Nepal

Guy #1, during a college basketball game: Dude! I saw my ex, Bea, down there!
Guy #2: Really?
Guy #1: Yeah. She got fat! Fuck you, bitch! (high fives guy #1)

Araneta Coliseum
Manila
The Philippines

Overheard by: VM

Dude #1: Do you smoke?
Dude #2: No.
Dude #1: You should. It's really cheap here.

Java
Indonesia

Overheard by: not the person who overheard this (whatupM!!! : P)

Guy: All girls from Minnesota have the same thumbs.

Jerusalem
Israel

Guy: Who's that?
Girl: That's jenny.
Guy: How do we know her?
Girl: From church. She's so humble and pretty! And to think she looks like that after giving birth!
Guy: Ugh! What a bitch!

Mall
Manila
Philippines

Foreigner: Man, there's so many foreigners here! They're everywhere!

Kyoto
Japan

Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Oi, is that a Manchester United shirt?
Eight-year-old Japanese boy: Herro.
Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Hello, you cunt.

Japan

Attractive 30-year-old blond European woman: You can say it, say it, sayyyyyy it!
50-year-old well dressed Japanese man: Penis… penis… penis…

Ginza
Tokyo
Japan

Overheard by: Brian Milvid