Bragging

You Expected More from a Stoner at McDonald’s?

Stoner #1: Do you have telekinesis?
Stoner #2: No, but I got call-waiting and that three-way call thing.

McDonald’s
Escondido, California

Overheard by: DLo

Posted on January 23, 2021
Bragging, California, Compare and contrast, Friends, Guys, McDonald's, Stoners, Stupidity, Technology, Words

Using a Venus Razor Does Not Make You a Goddess, Ms. Pratt

English teacher: It’s a big responsibility to be a goddess, it troubles me all the time.

A.C. Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on December 25, 2020
Bragging, Default, Gripes, Pride, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers, Women

Best. Sporting Event. Ever.

Weird young man, talking to himself: Those damn beavers and their rakes!

Sedona, Arizona

Posted on November 14, 2020
Animals, Arizona, Bragging, Crazies, Weirdness

Roseanne Barr: The Flight Attendant Years

Angry suit: When is this plane going to take off? I have a very important meeting to get to!
Flight attendant: The incoming plane is delayed, sir, there's nothing we can do at the moment.
Angry suit: Well, are you going to make arrangements for me to get on another flight? This is urgent! Do you know who I am?
Flight attendant (over loudspeaker): Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, there is a gentleman at the desk who does not know who he is. If anyone has any information about his identity, please come forward.

Midway Airport
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 6, 2020
Airports & flights, Bragging, Default, Flight attendants, Illinois, Offers and requests, Questions, Suits, Time Management

Taught Me the “White Elephant”

College guy: I went to sleep-away camp so long ago my counselor was Jesus Christ!

University of Rochester
Rochester, New York

Posted on September 11, 2020
Age and ageing, Bragging, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Jesus, Leisure, Memory lane, New York, Students

Ever Since I Realized I Can Get My Legs Behind My Head

College girl: You would be amazed by what I can do with the English language.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413255774/there-are-no-surprises-left.html

Overheard by: and what else can you do?

Posted on July 9, 2020
Bragging, Education, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Stupidity

You're Just Supposed to Be Having Sex Shamefully in Cars and Stairwells

Boy: Yo soy sexy.
Teacher, hyperventilating: You can't say you're sexy! You're only fifteen years old!

Spanish Class
El Paso, Texas

Posted on March 26, 2020
Age and ageing, Beauty, Bragging, Education, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Texas

My Secret? Low Standards.

Girl #1: You fail at life.
Girl #2: Nuh-uh! I’m good at life! I have a C-plus at life!

High school
Ohio

Overheard by: Kat Navane

Posted on March 22, 2020
Bragging, Ohio, Students

Mr. Woods Has Nothing to Fear From Me

Loud woman in restaurant: I'm discreet! My ad says I am!

Merrifield, Virginia

Overheard by: Ihatewhores

Posted on January 18, 2020
Bragging, Character, Restaurants, Virginia, Weirdness, Women

All It Takes to Get Laid in Canadia

Guy trying to solve Rubik’s Cube: Once I figure out how to solve this thing, I’m gonna be banging chicks everywhere.

Calgary
Canadia

Posted on January 1, 2020
Bragging, Canadia, Idiots