Huge guy waving Bud Light bottle at old Native American lady: There’s a reason I like ladies without any teeth.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Huge guy waving Bud Light bottle at old Native American lady: There’s a reason I like ladies without any teeth.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Punk rocker: I was in the paper for being a hero, but I wasn’t really. I just shoved some kid’s intestines back inside him and covered it with duct tape and drove him at a hundred and forty-five miles per hour to the hospital.
Overheard by: http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Frat monkey: Here’s a naked pic of my girl [shows photo on cell]…
Drunk frat friend: Nice. [Pulls out his own cell.] Here’s a picture of my dick.
Caves Bar
Arlington, Texas
Overheard by: Not impressed
Guy: I’ve decided not to have an orgasm for the rest of the week.
Girl: God! Why?! You can’t have too many orgasms. It’s not like drinking too much!
Guy: I decide a lot of things.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Abstemious
Pilot over intercom, as plane touches down: … And the crowd goes wild! Woo-hoo!
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: errica
Man, about preteen: She was being such a good penguin that I wished that I had some extra fish to give her.
Delaware
Mormon girl #1: I totally can’t believe we just did that. I love it.
Mormon girl #2: We’re so scandalous.
Mormon girl #1: Well… We’re scandalous in an appropriate way.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: jules
Bus driver: I can’t let you off here. You’ll get killed.
Thug: It’s cool, man. I got insurance!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/and-duck-says.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Male bartender: So, let’s all take off our shirts and then you can take pictures of us.
Waitress: Oh, we already did that!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/whatever_gets_you_bigger_tips.html
Overheard by: the next table over
