I’m Just Too Lazy to Do It Right Now

Girl yelling out window to friend: Bitch! I am the motherfuckin’ bishop Don Juan of proving points!

Colfax bus
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: lauren

Posted on August 21, 2023
Bragging, Chicks, Colorado

And Neatly Packaged in Shrinkwrap

Butcher in bloodstained apron: My soul is pure and untainted.

Supermarket
Portland, Maine

Posted on August 14, 2023
Bragging, Crazies, Maine

Instead, I’ll Discuss Your Pain With This Complete Stranger

Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on June 23, 2023
Ass, Backdoor, Bragging, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Virginia

In Canadia, That's Like Being the Youngest Person in the Nursing Home.

Skinny guy with pink hair: I don't think I could be any more bad-ass.

Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on May 24, 2023
Bragging, Canadia, Character, Compliments, Guys

APB: Shoot on Sight

Freshman ho #1: But… Are you, like, good at drunk driving?
Freshman ho #2: Oh, yeah… I’m, like, sooo good! I’ve been drunk driving, like, since I got my license.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html

Overheard by: newm

Posted on May 10, 2023
Bragging, Drinking & drunks, Idiots, Overheard at Cornell

Before My Sister Was Like, “Get Out Of My Room!”

Bearded college guy: I almost saw a high school girl's vagina today!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278090/thanks-for-bailing-me-out-by-the-way.html

Overheard by: a. lil

Posted on March 31, 2023
Bragging, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sensory experiences, Students, Vagina

Now Ask Me How to Say “Pizza”!

Guy #1: I can speak Italian.
Guy #2: How do you say “cheese” in Italian?
Guy #1: Ha! That's easy, “mozzarella”!

Italian Restaurant
Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Chloe

Posted on February 8, 2023
Bragging, Food, Guys, New York, Questions, Words

People in L.A. Eat?

Guy: I have to use the girls’ room ’cause there is just vomit everywhere in the men’s and a guy, like, dying or something.
Girl: Well, that’s what you get for moving to the East side! Apparently no one vomits at bars on the West side. We here on the East side are all about vomit. It’s, like, totally cool.

Ladies’ room, 4100 Bar, Sunset Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Erin