Loud high school chick in back of the bus: Remember when Amanda was wearing that skirt and she farted? It sounded like she dropped a fucking bomb! Wheeee-boom! Everyone applauded, it was that fucking cool.
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: bitingontinfoil
Ditzy college girl: Everyone burps, everyone farts, everyone poops, and it feels fucking amazing.
Lynchburg College
Lynchburg, Virginia
Short-haired college girl to guy friend: So, is it okay if I fart in front of you?
Guy friend (pause): Well, you're gay, right? Then I guess it's okay.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396734652/good-because-i-already-did.html
Overheard by: a. Lil.
Guy on urinal on the phone: Yeah, let slip the dogs of war…protein. No truer words have ever been spoken…Shakespeare didn't know shit… (farts loudly) Fuck! (farts again) Fuck. Energy drinks…I'm outta here.
George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia
