History teacher: Ah, sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Well, I definitely did the rock 'n' roll bit. Not the drugs, though. And uh… Hm. So did you all do the assignment?
11th Grade History Class
Hong Kong
China
History teacher: Ah, sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Well, I definitely did the rock 'n' roll bit. Not the drugs, though. And uh… Hm. So did you all do the assignment?
11th Grade History Class
Hong Kong
China
Hostess describing rose and black lady tea combo: Smells like rose, tastes like lady.
Beijing
China
Taller Asian teen: Ha ha! You're so short! Shorty!
Shorter Asian teen: (silence)
Taller Asian teen: Sorry, I was just kidding.
Shorter Asian teen, sadly: Well, it's only because my shoulders are below my head…
China
Dutch tourist as four very fat tourists waddle by: I bet they’re American.
Hong Kong, China
Overheard by: i was thinking the same thing
Tween boy to another: You seem very gay to me.
Woman with them: That’s not very nice!
Tween boy: What? All I mean is he has a really busy social life.
Moon River Diner
Shanghai
China
Overheard by: MF in China
Nerdy American guy to girlfriend: I am a subset of your superset.
Shanghai
China
Overheard by: MF
Bimbette tourist: Oh, right, yeah — I need to find some belts. Do Chinese people wear belts?
Hong Kong, China
Overheard by: Kim
